a giant floating eyeball

24 he/him dumb it down and whore it up

[kushblazer666]

[taiwanesekid05]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

no judgment but whose fucking hobby is "road conditions"

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[loiswasadevil]

Meg I love you Meg I'm rooting for you We're praying for you every day We're praying for you every day Meg I know you Meg I'm voting for you We're praying for you every day We're praying for you every day We're praying for you every day

[flipchild]

Instead of saying crass B.S. like "what the c****", or "what t*** fuck", why don't we simply spread joy and say, "what the pleasure"? Reblog, if you agree. [tumblr]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I see

[hiveswap]

Rare triple combo where everyone sucks: above you can see a mother who uses A PADLOCK to lock his son into this tent bed thing every night because he's autistic, in the first comment you can see the "parents of autistic people are sooo brave it must be horrible to exist around a disabled person 🥺" archetype, and then there's the third asshole

[cilantrhoes]

[swagophile]

Hiding mood stabilizers in my pet yandere's food so she slowly becomes normal and doesnt realize it until she watches me kiss another girl on the cheek and only gets a moderate amount of upset and then she starts feeling hollow and purposeless so i offer her a demonic blade and- oops i got kind of worked up there. The point is that I'm hiding pils in slices of cheese like shes a dog

[poopjournalist]

New dance called fucking and cumming on poopjournalist's face

[poopjournalist]

Now I didn't name the dance and I don't even like the dance and I don't know why it's called that I just hope they're not fucking and cumming on my face

[feldfrog]

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

[swagophile]

Official Swafophile Pride Month Post

gay guy: hey im a gay guy

me: Wow

lebian: and i kiss girls

me: Woah

transgender: i changed my gender

me: Waooow

other: I'm the other ones

me: Hapoy pride month

[sport-news-daily]

well maybe i am "the faggot america"

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

sometimes when a real horny post thats typed like this crosses my dash mommy stares at it in confusion trying to figure out what the joke is but there is no joke. some people really jack off to this

[tekunoraizu]

Why do i have to fucking apply just give me the job

[mychemicalraymance]

Did You Know? You can get a Student Discount almost anywhere by Lying