a giant floating eyeball

24 he/him dumb it down and whore it up

[americandadded]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[ankle-beez]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[leaflycomments]

strain: grapefruit

date: december 1 2014

rating: five stars

comment:

My fuck does this strain taste and smell amazing! Gonna not yell at my neighbor tonight for sure

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[poopjournalist]

Batman And Robin Makeeee..... CHILI CHEESE DOGS

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[angelicguy]

There were paninis, crispanis, freshly baked breads, Jones sodas, spicy mustard packets which I ate liberally with chips,

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[flipchild]

[sligoriverblues]

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.