Uncle milk

[uncle-joe69]

Hellere blive bollet af mænd, end at blive bollet af staten

[uncle-joe69]

Din mor

[uncle-joe69]

Fis øh

[uncle-joe69]

Who up fistin they Am rn?

[uncle-joe69]

Hvor perry!?

*Skider hårdt i bukserne*

[uncle-joe69]

At kører med en komisk lang kasket og jaunty gumption kørende i baggrunden, er noget ALLE burde opleve

[uncle-joe69]

guys, let's bring back the classic brainrot. Here are some of my favorites that i will incorporate into daily life:

Get rekt

Pwned/Owned

Leroy Jenkins (not as applicable, but i shall try nevertheless)

[uncle-joe69]

The point in my life where i realized i should nourish my brain, was when i unironically said AND I QUOTE

"What the gyat?"

[pukicho]

do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.

if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss

[uncle-joe69]

Hey jesauce! christ here. One of you will betray me

Holy vsauce theme plays

[uncle-joe69]

I fucking love tomatoes

[uncle-joe69]

Sly Cooper haters be like:

"SLY COOPER?!?!?!?!?! MORE LIKE SSLY POOPER 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣"

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[uncle-joe69]

Nobody:

H.C. Andersen:

[catchymemes]

[uncle-joe69]

Literally do both

[uncle-joe69]

Correct me if i'm wrong but putting african americans in neighbourhoods that isn't as financially funded as neighbourhoods with white people and basically forcing some black people to sell drugs in order to make a living and therefore giving police a reason to arrest them is just another way for racist white people in power to put black people in cages.

[uncle-joe69]

One way i like to combat conservatives, facists, nazis etc. Is bullying then relentlessly online. It is one of my favorite activities :))

[uncle-joe69]

Born to "Haiiii omg haiiii :3" forced to "halløj"