I like booze and am wrong politically!

[kuipermoth]

My brain: you cannot write a fanfiction where Black Sapphire practically adopts Sofia the first, causing her to be Shadow Milks grandchild, how are you going to describe that to your therapist?!

My heart: YOU DONT CONTROL ME!!🖤😞💀🥀🫵

Banger philosophy but I NEED more context of this fic bro 😭😭

[uncle-offical]

I’m two scared to do this on my main because your two cool but here is what I got so far. Also this is just something I have started the main fic yet so this is a preview of my insane mind.

Strawberry Cookie walked with Sofia the First, a permanent frown etched on her face from when the games first started. The sand under her feet itched her dough with every step, but she kept going. The two were trying to find Lilith, a witch with bright orange hair and powerful magic. Well more like Sofia was. Strawberry Cookie hated being surrounded by these beings that are like the evil witches of her world. 

That was why she hadn’t told anyone Apple Faerie Cookie was actually working with the organizers. She stopped after noticing Sofia had paused suddenly. 

“S-Sofia?” Strawberry asked. Sofia was staring ahead at something, a tall woman in a pink dress standing atop black rocks near the lake they had been wandering around for the past hour.

“I think that’s my mom.” Sofia said. Her hand went and clutched her purple amulet. “How is she here? That doesn’t make sense.” An illusion, thought Strawberry Cookie.

“Sofia! Come here sweetie!” The woman started walking closer. Her voice felt too rough for her face and Sofia’s eyes widened. 

“How? She-she-she was dead! I killed her! I killed her! You’re not my mom Vor!” Sofia yelled. Strawberry Cookie backed up slightly from the princess. Was she going insane? She had been acting off the past few days, more than anyone would usually be in their situation. 

Then the woman in pink states changing. Holes formed in the top of her head, as black horns sprouted from them, and her skin turned a sickly shade of green. Her clothing faded away to black and green as claws formed on her fingers. Was it another version of a witch?

“Sofia run!” Strawberry Cookie yelled, grabbing her hand. They sprinted away down the sand. Strawberry Cookie turned her head around and watched as the strange witch Sofia called Vor stopped going after them.

“There’s a boat ahead, Ladybug must have used her lucky charm!” Sofia exclaimed. Strawberry Cookie squinted and saw Apple Faerie on the boat. If Sofia believed the boat was safe, maybe it was her time. Strawberry would put her on that ship, out of mercy. Mercy.

[crk-purefount-au]

Hm

I had the next chapter kinda planned out and it was sad

And then i started actually writing and the edits made it not sad

And that wont do at all

So now i gotta spend more time on it to make it sad again!!

[uncle-offical]

I literally just finished crying over the new update don’t do this pls

[crk-purefount-au]

Halfway through Big Angst chapter

[uncle-offical]

More like halfway through the death of me I’m so scared

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 204

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Chu Wanning (The Husky and His White Cat Shizun)

Abs “Abby” Saja (KPop Demon Hunters)

Voting ended onMar 11

PROPAGANDA:

[Chu Wanning]

"He is so breedable. Mo Ran wants so badly to put a baby in him. He's the fixed bottom in the relationship. He's very waif-like and elegant until he clumsily falls over and has zero face to handle any taunting. He's canonically a concubine. He becomes a small child himself for part of the books and would be able to care for his own child well. He's fine AF."

Chu Wanning propaganda from last season

Bonus spicy art of Chu Wanning that lives in my mind rent free

[Abby]

"His tits are so big they already produce milk I'm sure of it! Just give this man a baby!"

[uncle-offical]

don’t worry Abby bbygrl I’m coming to you.

[satan-offical]

no- no please stop crying-... yes I would still love you if you were a worm, okay?

[uncle-offical]

Even me?

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 171

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Jesper Johansson (Klaus)

Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Voting ended onMar 2

PROPAGANDA:

[Jesper]

"Twink ass man."

[Roy]

"Let's be so for real if anyone in his relationship is getting pregnant it's him. He and Riza captivated me from the start, but considering he plans to become the leader of his country, he NEEDS to experience childbirth. Insert funny here about him become useless when wet being the equivalent to an omega heat or smth."

[gimmefics]

Jesper needs a baby. It would fix him

[uncle-offical]

Jasper needs to birth a child. I’m the baby daddy. AMERICCAAAAAA

[cloudster-clown]

whatever, go my truthlessage animatic

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

hihi!!

im scared of getting called on in class :)

@mike-wheeler-offical @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit @17lemonsunderthesea @fayonette @sonic-the-hedgehog-offical @p1per-will-kill-you @spider-from-mars-offical @winterinkspill @virtualplays @ultidreamer104 @p1per-will-kill-u @chaos-ducks @brain-salad-sovereign @beccahasarrived @pearchip @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @certified-mothwriter @catlover-offical @midnight-blue-wolf @aliensatemysocks @misanthropic-romantic @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @astracaedes @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @ghostlybluetrain @pond-scum-offical @crypticgoose3 @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @marvinoffical @do-not-u-dare @goblin-offical @no-one-offical

[house-offical]

I’m scared of spiders.

@insaniac-offical @gaslight-offical @sophisticated-offical @hekate-offical @ireland-offical @pond-scum-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @da-police-offical @florida-offically @janitor-offical @badboyteen-offical @no-one-offical

[badboyteen-offical]

All of us falling off of earth into the sky into a slow yet agonizing terrifying death. @chickfila-official @chili-pepper-cookie-offical @driving-school-official

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

mod has paralyzing apeirophobia (the fear of eternity)

@custardcookiethellloffical ummm,mmm, idk any others

[custardcookiethellloffical]

wow thanks for tagging me! Wow what if I ran Badboyteen offical wouldn’t that be crazy? Hahahahhaahhaahah I’m scared of everyone dying and all my favorite yaoi disappearing

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

no one else interacts with this blog

[uncle-offical]

Hey I interact with this blog.

[smol-gremlin-child-offical]

i like how barely anyone knows this blog exists

sure i have like 70+ followers but none really reblog so i’m just sobbing around in my little circle

i am very comfortable in this circle dont make me come out

[uncle-offical]

come out liberal

[sunniva-or-something]

hey, I was wondering who would be okay with their posts being in a "Best of the Officalverse" video?

I'll def reach out to individuals, I don't want to be a content thief/freebooter and will link to posts used! Thankss

[uncle-offical]

YES ME YAYYYY I LOVE TRUMP

[yearning--offical]

FAMILY ANNOUNCEMENT

after the results of the poll (which i probably should have check yesterday but i was very busy) i will offically be creating a family tumblr community!!!

@i-like-men-offical @gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @gay-news-official @mlm-god-offical @untitledoffical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @scavenger-offical @fantasy-offical @neptunic-offical @skibidi-toilet-offical @not-offical-offical @slipknot-offical @whackybird-offical @flowersdontgrowl @subwayratofficial

[business-man-offical]

very business

[uncle-offical]

of course you don’t invite me to thanksgiving to debate politics

[i-am--fih-ofihcal]

I saw @chickfila-official kissing a guy🤔

Honestly man, congrats on getting a BF!! I am actually happy for you man :)

[chickfila-offical]

WE NEVER DID THAT??

WE AREN’T GAY

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Chick, hunny, we love you no matter what, maybe even more. You can tell us you're trans too, we love you

[chickfila-offical]

WE AREN’T TRANS??

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Sure... 😉

[chickfila-offical]

AO3 NO.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

AO3 YES. The people demand it, I hear their cries at night, they yearn /silly

[chickfila-offical]

oh wow thats nice

[definitely-ao3-offical]

It really is (help me)

[chickfila-offical]

huh. (what.)

[definitely-ao3-offical]

What is it? (I can't turn it off, I can't sleep (can I even sleep?? I don't think I have a physical body))

[chickfila-offical]

what is what? (oh..?)

[uncle-offical]

I’m sorry but I can’t support your journey Chick-fil-A. Thought you believed in trump two. I guess I was wrong….

[homosexuality-offical]

Hey have you heard that joke they only tell straight people?

Me neither.

[uncle-offical]

I heard it

[homosexuality-offical]

I wasn’t gonna tell another gay joke, butt fuck it

[uncle-offical]

hey your making my homophobic levels go up.

[satan-offical]

PULLS OUT A GUN WITH THE WORDS KINDNESS ENGRAVED WITH IR AND SHOOTS DONALD TRUMP !!!

[uncle-offical]

you had me on gun than lost me on the death of my glorious king of whom I have not met yet.

[purple-guy-offical]

Henry is so hot ❤❤❤OHHHH MYY GODDDD 😍😍😍😍😍

[uncle-offical]

I’m homophobic and you don’t get my approval

[notebook-official]

scribble

Name: Note

Age: Notebook age

Gender: Notebook

Pronouns: Note/book

Location: The white void

Height: Notebook height

Weight: Notebook weight

Likes: Scribble, Doodle, note taking, writing, organized stuff

Dislike: Tearing pages, wasting ink, nonsense notes, procrastinating

Fandom: Notebook fandom

Tags: #Note scribbles #Note doodles #Note writes #Note writes back.

TAGGED OFFICIALS:

@man-offical

@woman-offical

@sally-offical

@femboy-the-dog-offical

@mum-offical

@cool-guy-offical

@homosexuality-offical

@evilman-official

@evil-woman-official

@james-offical

@boy-offical

@teenage-girl-offical

@business-man-offical

@stockimage-offical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@evil-official

@villain-offical

@grandpa-offical

@grandma-official

@uncle-offical

@ghostbestie-offical

@notes-diary101

[uncle-offical]

pronouns don’t exist

[notebook-official]

No, no! Pronouns exist see! Scribble

He/him and She/her! And note/book!

Opinions, opinions. Scribble

[uncle-offical]

well I don’t have pronouns. PROUD MALE OF MERICA