Do you enjoy the distortion?

Not associated with any other Uncle Scrotor. Just your average asshole. Closer to 30 than 20. Love music, film, comic books, books, pieces of paper with collections of words written on them, and I like other things as well.

[thicchighness]

Sex before marriage is a sin. Unless you do it doggystyle, cause all dogs go to heaven.

Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[softservewidow]

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

[animal-moments]

[only-tiktoks]

[bundibird]

X

[horse-at-law]

[doubleca5t]

Now THIS is advertising

[slitherpunk]

[hennpilled]

remember when blaze wasnt just guys trying to sell nudes

[teapartyspider]

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[loloftheday]

Yeah, it’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Catch me jacking a malware loaded rubber ducky into the NSA charging station.

[uncle-scrotor]

Happy birthday, sweetie! We miss you so much! Have you found a job yet?

[tastefullyoffensive]

I draw the line at manual labor.

[merlinsprat]

favorite disney songs in no particular order 8 / 25 ♡ BE PREPARED ♡ the lion king (1994)

[toastbutteregg]

i relate to all kinds of spongebob memes

[toastbutteregg]

[blue--folder]

Dog and sausage, me, Acrylic on canvas, 2020

[breechingbaby]

Spiritual imagery

[hazzardcountysheriffsoffice]

[evilvillain123456789]

the first man to receive a blowjob millennia ago died upon orgasm. the second was put into a month-long coma. the tribe forbid the act from being done again, but it was nonetheless performed a third time, in secret. the technique had been perfected and the man survived 

[gaysie]

gay sex is so weird

[kendyroy]

I love Charlie Day