Not Dead Yet

23, she/they, frolic hard

[binart]

wee!

[angelgemy]

I'm so lucky lucky

[blanc-ci]

He even makes sweat look beautiful… that bastard.

[iheartgoomy]

everyone: fighting for their lives

jiji and kinta:

[hallucxnating]

Room for two more?

[bloodraven55]

oh i really like the aesthetics of these shots from the new intro

[syn4k]

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you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

[undercoverwriterr]

This is super helpful. I’ll be using this.

[slutpunk-ao3]

Hello dear, I have come to thee for writing advice. Specifically smut. You're easily in my top three fav fic writers and I absolutely love your smut ( obviously ) so I have come to you for any wisdom you may have for a first time smut writer, and honestly first time fic writer in general. Though smut is where I see myself having most trouble, which is unfortunate cos it's m'fav. Thank you for your time and any advice at all <3 -ROD

Aahh thank you for coming to me!! I’m excited for you to start writing!! I’ll try to put some tips together and hopefully you’ll find them helpful!!! ;)))) this got really long so i put it under a cut: 

1. Establish Tone

Is your smut gonna be raunchy? Is it a hate-fuck? Or do they love each other? Is it sweet and tender? You want to establish the overarching tone you’re going to use because this will affect the actions. Character A may still spank Character B if they’re in love and it’s a tender moment for them, but maybe A looks into B’s eyes when they do it. There’s a deeper connection there rather than just more straight forward spanking cause it’s hot and it feels good, if that makes any sense.

2. Watch Porn

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[wretcheddthing]

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

[genericpuff]

husband just reminded me of that time years ago when we were running a co-op farm in stardew valley

after we got married in-game it did the thing it does and asked us if we wanted to have a baby

we were like yeah sure why not, we're not having kids irl so may as well have a cute lil' virtual baby that costs us nothing and we can turn into a dove at any time

like the very next day we got that super rare 0.8% chance event that we had NO CLUE ABOUT where a freaking alien capsule drops on your farm in the middle of the night and the next day it's like shattered and whatever was inside is running loose

and we just froze and looked at each other like "??? is this our baby???" 😭😔

[onyxbird]

#congratulations mrs and mr kent [tag by @gremlinbehaviour]

[taurzza]

wip

[chikara-png]

baby, you're my angel!!!

[torall-me]

[dogmotels]

Final batch of ponies … or not. Maybe I’ll make more

[ackermantihora]

since then ☕🌱

[robosuta]

Zeke jaeger what a man you are