Ian Hawke

I’m very rich and looking for Singh chipmunk

[in-a-yuri-bound-land]

i saw this in my dream and rushed to recreate it

[posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit]

current note count: 262

[tears-of-boredom]

@uncleianhawke did you kill simon

[uncleianhawke]

I would never

[uncleianhawke]

Coming out of the Basement in my dumpster condo 💞💞

[uncleianhawke]

I Love You.

Happy pride!!

[uncleianhawke]

I am running for president

elect me, i am clearly the best option we got right now, i will fix our late stage capitalism by eradicating the upper class :3

[uncleianhawke]

I am ascending to godhood. Where the bitches at?

[uncleianhawke]

WHAT THE FUCK THERES SEVERAL PEOPLE IMPERSONATING ME ON INSTAGRAM NOW

[uncleianhawke]

sir uncle ian hawke whats your favourite color to dress the chipmunks in

Green and gold, colors of capitalism (also red, white, and blue (for late stage capitalism)) :3

[uncleianhawke]

I heard there’s a fake me on Twitter

[uncleianhawke]

You get it (for legal reasons this is a haha funny)

[uncleianhawke]

I heard there’s a fake me on Twitter

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

[thirdman000]

I missed BOTH of them.

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

[god-of-not-so-good-ideas]

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

[shower-raccoon]

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

[uncleianhawke]

I love weed and palindromes

[uncleianhawke]

What happened to Alvin???

[uncleianhawke]

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Teehee!

[decamarks]

Hi

[decamarks]

Please for the love of god get this to 80 notes fast so the greentext I sent to this Tumblr survey is accurate

[uncleianhawke]

Registeel,,,

[uncleianhawke]

top ten cheeses

You are so real for this anon, most of these I wouldn’t eat by themselves, there’s also so many I haven’t tried. Instead of spending my paycheck on my crippling alcoholism I’ll splurge on the good cheese

1. Any aged cheese I haven’t had one I haven’t liked yet (obtained in a very legitimate way)

2. Brie

3. Habanero Cheddar

4. Romano

5. Parmesan

6. Swiss

7. Mozzarella

8. Blueberry goat cheese (I stole from a rich persons house)

9. Ricotta

10. Provolone

[uncleianhawke]

sir uncle ian hawke you coward enable pvp this instant so i can boop you

Alright one sec-

[uncleianhawke]

-1hp -1hp -1hp

[uncleianhawke]

sir uncle ian hawke you coward enable pvp this instant so i can boop you

Alright one sec-

[uncleianhawke]

ever thought about laser eye surgery

The glasses are essential to my identity. So the only laser eye surgery I’m interested in is the Godzilla kind