yoink!

don't

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[tsunglasses]

Name one better scene in all of anime than this.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Fun Crafts With Dirt!!!

First, make a small hill:

Make sure it's high enough to see all of your neighbors!

Now dig a circular ditch around an area in front of your hill:

Don't forget to use that extra dirt from the ditch to make an embankment:

If you're feeling especially funky and creative you can sharpen some logs and put them on top of that embankment for a palisade:

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now made your own Motte (not the apple sauce brand, that's Mott) and Bailey castle!

Proceed to exercise your feudal authority over your neighbors at your leisure.

[thevideowall]

and remember… if you put the embankment outside the ditch, you’ve got yourself a henge!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I hate it when I set out to make a ring fort and accidentally make a henge. It's so frustrating.

[elodieunderglass]

It's definitely a problem with flatpack fortifications.

[vedurnan-archive]

He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color

[worstloki]

[larval-tear]

*weakly* f-femboy friday....... *my body goes slack and i fade from existence like obi-wan*

[kaijuno]

I just wanna *sits on this and digs for 3 hours* Know what I mean.....

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[bortoukali]

[henstomper]

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

[bigstupiduglyogre]

mike we dont have time for this they just turned him into pepsi

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[zsnes]

[zsnes]

*sound of an aluminum can being crushed*

[midi-wizard]

[mayothompson]

Fucking awesome

[zsnes]

im the guy who has to jack him off to keep him docile and to stop his thousand years blood lust and i totally agree. tight scrotum. small but powerful penis. circumcised.

[evilvillain123456789]

David's roommate: hey David you wanna go t-

David, getting his ass kicked by a Sudoku book: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN god can't you see I'm busy here

[evilvillain123456789]

Grandpappy is so far gone from dementia, he's in a constant state of stupor. But, show him a picture of Betty Boop and he's a young dog in heat again, all hootin and hollering! Oh grandpappy. Tomorrow I will finally take him out back and shoot him with a shotgun

[niedopalek]

most cringe part of public school was that time in 4th grade they made us melt down millions of dollars worth of gold and use it to construct various animal-headed idols which we then had to kneel before for 30 minutes everyday :\ 

[emokars-moved]

good afternoon girl i’m in the atmosphere

[emokars-moved]

help girl i drifted out to the vacuum of space

[emokars-moved]

girl why i fucking froze