KoOl DoO0d

22 AUS

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[yandere-angela]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[killhitleragain]

[kirikomamura]

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

a big sticky bug ruined the machine with its guts. The gluey guts of the bug destroys the mechanism. The gears of the device cannot move because of the tar slop bug innards caught between the teeth. The big iron engine is smoking and sparking as a huge bug that is wettly dead starts to get cooked by friction.

[blasesaint]

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[poopjournalist]

[poopjournalist]

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

[qelflinq]

The pig on my witch is fading away😢

[ilivefortheapplause]

Lana Del Rey’s most kind youtube comments.

[hungwy]

Does anyone have they boiled the uncles it was a meaningless ritual PLEAZE

[creepycrag]

[scientistman]

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.