i jack it in traffic

just go ahead and kick me in the myver

[goldensunset]

the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

[ratcoffin69]

ohhhhhh OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liarsblade]

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

[vampiremother]

love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

[theblackparadeisdead]

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[stuckinapril]

Daily affirmations

[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

big fan of when stuff is the color green

[r0zeclawz]

i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

[kanakori]

yearning

[pinene]

So I’m gay? Just because I like sucking other men’s dicks and falling in love with them ? Thats all it takes these days ?

[macdenlover]

psycho killer!

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[fluffylandshark]

[coelii]

This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier

[michaelsnewwife]

[swiftzeldas]

The X-Files 4.08: Tunguska

[duckdotcom]

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

[bakchantka]

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information