im getting old

this is just a personal archive

[alisonzai]

[twitterlols]

[emmilions]

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[destroymylife]

[catchymemes]

[on-va--voir]

[frawgs]

ugly (professionally diagnosed)

[iamconstantine]

The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun :) :) I’m sure you’ll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*

Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek

[spongebob-daily]

[especially]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

my body after i eat my first piece of fruit in 3 months:

[rubyetc]

[k-eke]

Squi-shy

[coral]

[rhystique]

T-POSING IS OUT!!! 🚫

PRAISE THE SUN POSING IS IN!!! ✅

[jacecompleated]

Isn’t this just Y posing

[rhystique]

[ohevoyev]

my mother: why do you act like that

me: why’d you emotionally abuse me my whole life? we all have questions …good night