Not Ur Babe

Breakin' hearts n curfew since '97

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[iamwizz]

does any1 else go thru periods where u don;t want 2 talk anybody not bc ur distressed/angry or u dislike the people ur talking to but bc the pressure of having convos gets overwhelmin sometimes and u jus want 2 step away 4 awhile like i feel like an asshole for going ghost a lot but it;s therapeutic 4 me the pressure of being present and vocal all the time is tew much

[bobabeach]

*goes to the gym with a naruto headband on*

[kyuzonoodle]

*does the naruto run on a treadmill*

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

[jonbutter]

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[campadog]

[labias]

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[fragilekids]

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

[imots]

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

My face is literally T.I’s face

[crimeshetyped]

McDonalds Twitter been havin the clapbacks for a minute now whose running that account?

[shmeards]

informal poll

“fuck boys get money” means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

[warpedchyld]

God bless punctuation and the English language

[stability]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[boxingclever-blog]

[biomic]

ash is in alola now because his mom’s mr. mime won a contest

[hanari502]

Why the fuck did he let a psychic pokemon gamble