arsonists lullabye

(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more davíd - 28 - he/she [ indie oc rp acount. nsfw. ]

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booby boobie boobs.

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i still wonder how the hell i get classy customers when im such a fine piece of garbage lbr

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i once got paid by a customer a really fine and expensive wine but it was so sour/bitter/whatever i should call it i ended up just silently not drinking it while smiling at the guy i was about to fuck

[duckypi]

*sits on my balcony overlooking the french countryside, sipping $15,000 wine from a 7-foot krazy straw*

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belovvedknight

thank you for making this come back so hilarious, dude

all my props 2 you

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im only growing increasingly confused and amused because everything is vague and nothing is real anymore

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Here’s a joke: my Father.

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not this time, mouth not this time

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i say im gonna zip it like it fucking matters, like david youre shitposting, your fingers are doing the job not your fucking mouth

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tfw someones so saline they could be the embodiment of the dead sea

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Actual pictures of Tumblr User Belovvedknight:

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belovvedknight replied to your post:belovvedknight replied to your post:belovvedknight...

I’D ASK WHAT THE FEE IS, BUT I DOUBT I’D BE PAYING IT ANYWAY.

rude af, dude

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belovvedknight replied to your post:belovvedknight liked your post:do you ever see a...

IT’S A SIGN OF MY AMUSEMENT, NOT A CONFIRMATION.

glad im entertaining dude but i usually dont entertain people for free, so this is all an uncharted territory for me

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belovvedknight liked your post:do you ever see a vagueblog and you are like...

is this a sign is this the confirmation that seals the deal that we are vaguely referring ourselves to is it

[artpop-baby]

[guitarbeard]

The man who sacrificed everything to make his son happy

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he deserves an award

[sirskii]

Dude was chillin for 9 years lmao

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do you ever see a vagueblog and you are like

squints looks at it harder, points at self with a confused face and interrogation marks all over the top of my head