Paladin for Good

Hail and well met my friend. It is a great day to battle the evil forces of the undead! Reports of undead activity have been increasing across the land. Are you brave enough to join me? Current status: Hiding from the Rose (Independent and indie RP Blog for Artix van Krieger.)

[michiferangst]

Some fucking cunt just told me there is no swearing in the DragonFable forums, so I sent her to the fucking hell and bashed kids who might use the forum while I’m at it.

I don’t tolerate any place in the internet where I can’t say fucking.

Also, still fuck the fucking minx fairies.

And this gingkwhatever cunt can stick the Doom Weapons up her arse. All of them.

[undeadslayingpaladin]

Okay seriously. What is your problem? Dragonfable, in fact, ALL the Artix Entertainment games are for KIDS. If you cannot abide by the rules or handle being mature for the sake of CHILDREN then maybe you don't belong or deserve to play the games; especially since that means you obviously have not read ANY of the rules or just don't care. The staff work hard to provide games that are FREE OF PROFANITIES LIKE CUSSING, BLOOD, AND GORE. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING THE GAMES? NOW GROW UP. A TEN YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE MORE MATURITY.

[xenonsdoodles]

this dork <3

[indigoidiot-deactivated20161214]

//this entire fandom is one big meme oh my god

[lightingthefireflies]

warlic’s sleeves are too damned fancy, they’re a pain in the ass to draw. he needs to stop that.

[mermaidmoose]

There’s a specific scene in the Bob’s Burgers episode “The kid’s runaway” that I can’t help but apply to Xan, Hero, Warlic, and Cysero.

Xan: -Knocks Warlic down with a fireball or smthn- Cysero: I’ll hug him back to life! -bends down and hugs Warlic- Hmmmmm Warlic: Okay, I’m fine.

Hero: Yeah yeah Cysero he’s fine don’t do that. Cysero: Almost there! Hero: -Starts prying Cysero off of Warlic- Cysero let-let him go.

Cysero: -Continues hugging Warlic- Almost there!

Hero: Cysero get up. -Pries Cysero off of Warlic-

[hazelnut1313]

#life goals

[undeadslayingpaladin]

Just in case you’ve been wondering what we’ve been up to.

-Artix

[undeadslayingpaladin]

A letter from the desk of Artix von Krieger

Hail, Heroes of Lore,

Please pardon my absence. The Rose has been relentless in their pursuit over the course of the past several months. However, now that their chase has eased up, I will find ways to become more present and prominent.

Battle On,

Artix

[undeadslayingpaladin]

Huuh? Wow. Thats a big shoulder-pad or whatever. Seriously, thats huge.

"Have you seen some of the armor that others wear?"

[undeadslayingpaladin]

"HAPPY FROSTVALE EVERYONE!!!!!"

[undeadslayingpaladin]

wait artix does this mean u have a wife or something

Mun is going to answer this one. The 'wife' I'm sure you're referring to, Delicia, is in an au with a friend of mine. However, the real life Artix was married about a year ago and the two of them already have a son. :)

[undeadslayingpaladin]

Greetings and Salutations, Artix! So, how do you feel about the Hero? All of that undead killing spree days with them must've given you two the time to bond a bit!

"The Hero is amazing! Super strong and smart and a great hero, the king that Lore needs and deserves!"

[undeadslayingpaladin]

How do you feel about Gravelyn?

"Things between Gravelyn and I are . . . Well, the tensions are a bit high, especially since I refused to join her side. I honestly have nothing against her at the moment, I am a bit upset that she won't join the side of good but it's not like I have much room to judge. Right now, I'm glad that she's our ally in the fight against Chaos."

[undeadslayingpaladin]

"Daddy! Mommy wants you to slap her and tell her to not eat the neighbors soul. She really doesn't like him and wants him to be gone."

Artix ran that statement through his head a few times before looking at their little one in confusion. “Say what? Why does she want to eat him?” 

[bloody-tweedle-twins]

Levi nodded, holding onto his father as he brought him and mommy home. However, he had a question for them “, Why are you not attending to mommy’s wounds? She’s more hurt than I am.”

Levi didn’t know that mommy was a demon, or that he wasn’t a full human either.

[undeadslayingpaladin]

"I'll take care of her wounds once we get back to the cabin and a seal has been set up to protect us, alright?" Artix smiled, noting that he and Delicia would have to discuss when to tell their son about his heritage.

[undeadslayingpaladin]

"Daddy! Mommy wants you to slap her and tell her to not eat the neighbors soul. She really doesn't like him and wants him to be gone."

Artix ran that statement through his head a few times before looking at their little one in confusion. “Say what? Why does she want to eat him?” 

[bloody-tweedle-twins]

He took the cloak off and ran over to his parents, holding onto him tightly.

"I’m so glad you’re safe Levi."

[undeadslayingpaladin]

Artix hugged their son closely, checking him over to make sure that he was alright. "Let's get out of here and head home." Once there, Artix was going to make sure to put a barrier around the cottage and their property, preventing unwanted visitors from entering again, with the exceptions of Delicia and Levi.

[spartan-joe371]

Joe nodded, not even bothering to question where the Paladin got the shovel from.  ”Well, thanks for the information, though I already knew that first part,” he responded, getting to work with putting the other skeletons into a proper form.  Unlike Artix, he didn’t have powers of Hammerspace, so he couldn’t dig up graves.

Joe decided to take off his helmet as he did so, if only because his visor was incredibly small.  If Artix were to look at Joe’s face, he’d see that his right eye was glowing blue and he had an unusually pronounced vein running down the center of his face.  By contrast, his left eye was brown.  Something must’ve happened to this guy to cause that.

[undeadslayingpaladin]

After each hole was dug, Artix would gingerly lay the bones inside the grave and offer a short prayer for their souls, encouraging them to move on to their next life with their new found freedom. Then he would place a paper seal  in the folds of dirt, pick up his shovel, and get to work on the next one.

[undeadslayingpaladin]

"Daddy! Mommy wants you to slap her and tell her to not eat the neighbors soul. She really doesn't like him and wants him to be gone."

Artix ran that statement through his head a few times before looking at their little one in confusion. “Say what? Why does she want to eat him?” 

[bloody-tweedle-twins]

"Is it safe to come out?" Levi asked, looking up from under the cloak.

[undeadslayingpaladin]

"Yeah, come here." Artix knelt, opening his arms for the little boy.