bojack horsesam

[catasters]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

I refuse to let you hide this in the tags

[normal-guy-posts]

Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday

[the-marxist-mash]

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify

[badassdemonsword]

Literally me when i listen to rock music

[guerrillatech]

[brunhiddensmusings]

this should be bare minimum standard nationwide

[tqck]

[cognitohazardous]

GET the fuck back in there nobody gonna invent society n taxes now bitch!!!

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[cerastes]

[ryo-maybe]

[redwhitebreeze]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[funnytwittertweets]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

logging off zoom like

[sloppystyle]

[seabassapologist]

[jessica-messica]

Huh!

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[windsroad]

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

[runcibility]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/1344132206151794691

[lucifers-favorite-sweater]

Wait but pissvortex is a popular tumblr blogger. Why are they bitching about us saying shit about twitter

[natitheking29]

Class traitor

[soulrama]

Two faced vortex more like it

[pissvortex]

[folly-of-alexandria]

I’d like to let you all know, that in a plot twist, all the stupid infighting has actually accomplished something.

[ms-demeanor]

praxis.

[lastvalyrian]

predicted meme for later in the year: everybody saying “shit now I can do X because I’m vaccinated” when X is something entirely unrelated to the coronavirus

first meme wave: X is a completely outlandish or impossible thing. Like “shit now I can shapeshift again because I am vaccinated”

second meme wave: X is a completely mundane thing. Like “shit now I can put milk in my cereal again because I am vaccinated”

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]