Fingers Crossed

[lmaonade]

feeling so hamburger helpless

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[weavemama]

[sacred-portal]

[rustandruin]

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

[whatthebec]

[identity-of-design]

This year’s best halloween costume goes to theses Japanese art students -

[teesadutta]

[mylowmilo]

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

[fruitshi]

[nyano64]

Same energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[61below]

[youmustbecarmilla]

[yesterdaysprint]

Spokane Chronicle, Washington, October 31, 1918

[alchemistdad]

[flying-icecreamm]

Shit ur right thanks

[gnarly]