J A Z Z

Autobot Jazz reportin' in. Startin' ta look a lil horrid out here, dig? Don't know how much ah can keep distracted. OH NO AH JUST LOOOVE BEIN' SHOT AT! Ya know, Backup would be nice right about nah!

[aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva]

AAAH

[cassidium]

I was not expecting that sound

[magical-girl]

OMG

[likethetapeworm]

"Well hello there~"

what do we have here hmm?

[under-controlbaby]

          "One an only Jazz, at your service."

[toiletllama]

How It’s Made, Decorative Candles.

[fanonisbetterthancanon]

holy fuck, that is beautiful. how is she that good?

[faintfamiliarity]

oh.dear.god.

[monstrumvulpine]

i’m so mesmerized 

[miladysatsuki]

this is my favorite thing

[forceguardian]

//I suddenly want this to be a hobby of my Muse … and he makes them for friends … yes, yes, Brian carves candles for his friends. And even super sized ones for bots.

[stylish-cmo]

Jazzzz by yo-3

[azunder]

[sandlake]

[fusufei]

[under-controlbaby]

JAZZ CAN I SUCK ON YOUR BOTTOM LIP!?

"DA FUCK!?"

"NAHHHHHHH- DA HELL!?"

"HELL NAW."

[temporaryglitch-archive-blog]

TRANSFORMERS HAT GIVEAWAY

To celebrate the anniversary of the G1 cartoon and to celebrate the fact that I knit like a silly spider lady when stressed, I am giving away two hats!

This post is for the Autobot hat! The Decepticon giveaway is over here.

These hats are hand knitted with 100% acrylic yarn and a polyester felt applique. They’re pretty big and they’re like a hug on your head, and they’ve been knitted using the Capucine pattern!

It is important to note that these hats come from a cat, bird, and yeti friendly home!

Rules:

Likes and reblogs both count.

You don’t have to be following me, but it would be nice if you did!

Mutuals will receive an extra, lovingly knitted gift.

No giveaway blogs, please.

Should you win, you must have your ask box open and you must be willing to give me a valid mailing address. How am I supposed to send you these head-hugs otherwise?

It is possible to win both hats, but only if you are actually randomly picked twice; once for each giveaway.

A winner will be randomly selected and notified via ask box or fan mail on Wednesday, October 8th.

Good luck!

[under-controlbaby]

          "Ah.. Dayum...Have ah really been gone dat long..?"

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[greenancocky]

Black bird

Send me “black bird” for a darker memory of my muse’s past

[[TRIGGER WARNING]] -BULLYING/BEATING

[[TRIGGER WARNING]] -BULLYING/BEATING

[[TRIGGER WARNING]] -BULLYING/BEATING

[[TRIGGER WARNING]] -BULLYING/BEATING

          “After Nex had been slaughtered. Ah wasn’t the same. Ah wasn’t at the top of mah game, Ah wouldn’t touch mah guns or anythin’. Ah fergot how to even fight. Which resulted in getting picked on again. Ah was pushed around, spat on, shoved up agents a locker and beat the fuck out of. But there was a new mech that arrived. A Bot that had recently been a con. He looked like all the others. Looked like a cold sparked ruthless A hole. But no. One day I stood up for mahself. Ah told those fucks off and tried ta defend mahself the best ah could but ah ended up getting beat once again….. Right before ah was knocked out cold, that blue mech stepped in. His name was Drfit. He told that bot, who ended up being a con spy, that he knew whatever kinda fighting style he does, ah ferget. He told him three times, and the third time, the con spy tried to beat Drift, But boy was it the other way aroun’. Drift saved mah life that day and ah knew from that point on ah had a life long best friend an brother. Ah finally went back into training ta learn how ta fight again and defend mahself and ah picked up mah guns again….And now.. Long way down the road. Looooong way down the road.. Here ah am.” 

[jeremiahx3-deactivated20160917]

Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with "Tbh".

[gifsboom]

Car Wash

[a-good-distraction]

Aww. RIP.

[biggreenwrecker-blog]

"And that is why I only wash myself."

[under-controlbaby]

JAZZ CRINGING

[ir0nycunt]

Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.

[robotopossum]

[blue-and-black-hero]

“I am fine, General Bryce.  How are you?”

Best moment of this episode.

[oneshallstand]

((if i were in fowlers place i would lean out the damn window and hug his face and whisper ‘why are you so precious’))

[under-controlbaby]

Yo The name's Jazz, you know? T'cha want to do next, We know I am the coolest around here, don't cha know see by the way I don't pronounce some of my words or sentences that don't make sense, pretty cool, you think?

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

"Aha aha. Yeah, nice one Prowl." 

[prowlofpraxus-deactivated201803]

"I try, you know?"

[under-controlbaby]

"Yeah ah can see dat. Tha more ya hang 'round me tha more you'll understand me."