Fanon > Canon

Unadulterated Escapism I started this to blog about Glee and Library School. Glee ended and I became a librarian (not in that order). So now it's just a clusterfuck of fandoms and emotions, basically.

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[umilini-blush]

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[daveagainstthemachine]

disabled clown: oh boy I made it home! As a treat I’ll put on my compression socks and my compression belt and my compression shirt and my compression handkerchief and my compression handkerchief and my compression handkerchief and my compression handkerchief and my

[unyieldingsilence]

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[whatimages]

KT tape is like lingerie for your joints

[pmamtraveller]

Andoine Calbet - The Water Nymphs

[depsidase]

[fleabagsversion]

I am glad that Jacob treated the female characters like the queens they are, but honestly I want more Svetlana and Rose just being absolute losers.

I don’t accept that Svetlana is the well adjusted bestfriend to the fuck boy of the NHL. I just know she is at the clubs with Ilya, snorting cocain off a stripper’s chest while Ilya panics behind her, not wanting her to OD. Svetlana also has her own situationships which are more devastating than whatever Hollanov has going on.

Meanwhile, Rose continues to fall for gay men even after Shane. She is trying, god she knows she is, but she is also so exhausted of men nowadays and she has sworn of dating apps. When she tries to text Svetlana, she is ghosted for six months straight. She keeps on taking stupid roles in films even though now she is at a level where she can choose her own roles. One time she tries to date a straight guy, and he turns out to be a cannibal.

[shanyshko]

in my version of events after ilya and shane have been bickering over whether to get a cat or a dog for two years ilya finds the mangiest possible white and orange calico kitten stuck in a sewer well on one of his runs and bonds with it immediately. but he knows his schedule is awful and he can't let shane win so he takes it to harris who offhandedly mentions that barn cats don't end up living too long. upon which ilya admits defeat and condemns sewer cat to a long aristocratic russian name and a life living indoors in better conditions than most canadian children.

[fanonisbetterthancanon]

I literally did this w/ a calico orphaned barn kitten I named Calliope Theodora and she will be celebrating her quincinera in 2 weeks thank you very much.

[ridingforrohan]

Instead of trying to digitally reverse age actors for The Hunt for Gollum I think they should abandon the script entirely and just put Viggo Mortensen in costume and film him chasing Andy Serkis in a leotard across the scenic landscapes of Aotearoa. Give Andy Serkis a head start. Viggo will probably become Aragorn several hours into the chase. Locals can aid or hinder as they see fit.

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[spirit-whump]

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

[leftoverspacedust]

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

[theprofessional-amateur]

My quilt guild got a private tour if the exhibit “Ecology of Quilts” currently on display at the American Folk Art Museum here in New York on this snowy Saturday

Please enjoy some of the amazing works

All pieces are hand sewn and hand quilted.

I am in love. (1856)

The colors! The patterns! The appliqué! The piecing! The trapunto (stuffing portions like the fruit for 3-d)! The patterns of the quilting! (Date given as mid 19th century)

😱😱😱

The incredible trapunto and cording! The intense process to actually achieve white fabric (this one is c1810)

This one was made by a congregation honoring members who had passed. Each block was made by a different person but using this same fabric combination and similar weeping willow motifs. Some had a name, some had poems.

[theprofessional-amateur]

More!

Made by two sisters in 1830-1831, chintz and stenciled with hand painted detailed floral blocks

Postage stamp quilt from the 1930s. Called this as every square a square inch resembling a postage stamp (and our wonderful tour guide for scale).

Men’s suiting quilt, c 1900. Made by a tailor that used the scraps and bits left over.

Several I completely forgot to take down any information about. Top two are 20th century, bottom two are 19th.

Exhibit site

An Ecology of Quilts: The Natural History of American Textiles | American Folk Art Museum

The American Folk Art Museum is free to visit.

Sorry the photos are crap. Light is low to help protect colors and I was distracted by the pretty.

[scaredycatshane]

Imagine, if you will, that you're Shane Hollander. The year is 2016 and you know that you are Down Bad for Ilya Rozanov. There is no escape. You also know you're just another name on his roster. You are suffering in silence, because that is what you do best.

Then, out of nowhere, he invites you to his actual house for the first time in 7 years of whatever the hell you two have going. He makes sure you come over early for the first time. He says it's because you flew in the day before the game. He gives you a tour and fucks you slow and sweet and sappy. He convinces you to stay the night, which you have never done before. This pattern of quick meaningless fucking is broken. He is being way too nice, and something about this gives you hope. Hope that he cares.

You take a little cat nap together in the sun. You wake up and he cooks for you, which he has never ever done. It's starting to sink in. This is a date. He cares about you. He wants you in his life. This is real and requited and you might even be able to have him for more than a couple hours in a hotel room 3 times a year.

Then he looks you in the face and says "Do you like girls?" Hold up, what the fuck?

When you deflect any further questions, he takes the opportunity to begin telling you how much he loves fucking other women, especially one he's known way longer than you.

So you jumped the gun. He doesn't feel the same, clearly. You're another name on a list, which you already knew. You let some dumb hope get the better of you and that's fine. Remember your place, this is all you can get. Take it gracefully.

Then this motherfucker moans your first name (again with the fucking firsts today), and all you can think is how amazing that fucking sounded and how you want to do it right back. You do, and fuck that felt perfect rolling off your tongue. You want to do it over and over and over again.

And then it all comes crashing down. You are another name on his list. He is your everything. You can't fucking do this. It's going to fucking kill you. You have to fucking leave. So you do.

The Tuna Melt Disaster wasn't a Classic Shane Hollander Freak Out. It was Ilya Rozanov's Fumble of the Century.

[t0ast-ghost]

I did not truly understand until this moment. No like I genuinely could not understand until I finally got that they gave Castiel the truck from Brokeback Mountain.

What. The. Fuck.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shirtsthatgohard]

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

[livelaughliushen]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON