sweaty-toothed madman

the world's first unmanned flying desk set

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[simlyliving-deactivated20170518]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[sneezehq]

ALL bi people are welcome here! No exceptions.

[taylortut]

Everyone is safe here with me <3

[mewsicalmiss]

Everyone is safe here with me

[leesacrakon]

IF YOU’RE BIPHOBIC UNFOLLOW ME THIS INSTANT

[occasionallyrpgideas-deactivate]

oh my

Fucking

God

Bisexuals

Matter, and if you don’t think that,

Fuck off

Fuck off

And fuck off

[crowsstars]

Bi people are safe on my blog(s)!

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[palistani]

Girls with deep voices 😍💞👏🏽💞👭💓👍🏽👌🏽👅💦👩‍❤️‍👩💁🏻💋🙈🌹💦🍑🍒🎤🎉🎊💝💗💔❣💕💕💓💖💗💝💞💕❤️💗💘💓💟💝💯💯

[despazito]

is stealing a 700 year old monks’ oc copyright infringement 

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via DrMassicotte)

[leakedinlondon]

thank u for visiting little friend I love u

[leakedinlondon]

I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and spend the day hanging out in a caffe a few suburbs over

[yanderechild-archive]

Tumblr mobile now advertises similar blogs on your own blog????? i dont see yall paying rent

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[brokebackboys]

[laleeya]

the purest tweet

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[sandandglass]

The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller

[eluh]

fuk them up Rudy