online hogwash

[marticular]

i think about this a lot

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t even know what to say

QC, Canada

[michaelnothing]

I do...

REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.

[cheddar-baby]

aint that the truth

[sobcat]

[sacred-portal]

[vanjalen]

[nuka-rockit]

[lorddoom01]

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

[proteinmom]

[proteinmom]

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

[aspergrl]

GIRL

[proteinmom]

😟

[dramakoala]

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[android1000]

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

[grosezero]

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

[grosezero]

Sorry for my image 

[little-robin-h00d]

I love hearing completely wrong information on tumblr dot com.

[grosezero]

Hey its me. Im under attack by fucking SJW cringelords on tumblr. Take care of this for me.

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I,m on the way

[were--ralph]

Oh my god the jokes write themselves

[were--ralph]

I cant wait to smell racing, my favorite smell of all

[were--ralph]

If you musky huskies buy this I'll break your skull donkey kong style

[lohboh]

This can be real soon

[vanta-black-official-deactivate]

I complain about Grindr a lot for someone who 7/10 times can’t wait to respond like this

[woodlandhomo]

Me

[manthropology]

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that the tallest man in history, Robert Wadlow had very large feet which caused him to often fatally stomp Rats allegedly

[palmer]

[taykoutmccleod]

it also stomped rats, allegedly

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[justsomeguycore]

baja blast sheep have you any wool

[fluffysheeple]

[oh-my-hubris-deactivated2024082]

Yes sir, yes sir, gamer fuel

[mudanonaito]

[dicaeopolis]

[aftermidnightart]

@dicaeopolis

[leseyde-deactivated20210606]

[thathomestar]

[ephemerle]