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valtsv

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

hearteyes-wheeler

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

staaryaaarn-deactivated20250418

writterings

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

femonologue

alkimara

I’m sobbin

noandpickles

I knew what this recipe was going in. You don’t see a recipe bragging about how few ingredients it uses and think “surely this will be delicious.” You think “It’s 1 AM and this looks like a vehicle to carry sugar into my body.” So none of what I’m about to say is on Ms. Davison, or her recipe.

There is a place in Terry Pratchet’s Discworld called the Great Nef desert. This is a desert so dry that even water isn’t wet in the Great Nef. Within this desert is the Dehydrated Ocean, a body of water in an uncommon fourth state of matter. This dry water forms silvery grains and resembles a powder more than a liquid.

There is a kind of wizard in Discworld called a hydrophobe. These wizards are raised from birth without ever coming into contact with liquid water. They are sustained only by the dry water from the Dehydrated Ocean. The result is a fear and hatred of water so ingrained that it allows these individuals to literally repel water, which is then used to power hover craft for crossing lakes and oceans.

When I first read this description in The Color of Magic, years ago, I wondered what kind of food the hydrophobes ate. When a hydrophobe sits down to their breakfast of corn flakes and a mummified orange, with what do they butter their stale, overdone toast?

Finally, in the pile of yellow dust I pulled from my oven after 7 minutes at 180 degrees Celsius, I have my answer.

mousenemy

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court

yvfu

are you gay

I want a lawyer

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

Carnally?

solvatochrome

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

ruffboi-mags

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.

#something something capitalism separates workers from means of production #true work is created with love and better made and sustainable and contains everything you could ever want cause its not spit out by a #factory trying to make the least product for the most product

maliketh

my ability to find any image in a matter of minutes based on vague descriptions + when that fails i have my vast network of undercover agents around the globe to fill in my blind spots

Child’s play

I don't think this has anhthing to do with sandwich anymore....

thefabulousweirdtrotters

All the letters, large and small case. Quartz veins in stone. Molly Montgomery collects natural unedited rocks on the beach creating an alphabet that took years.

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