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[underfruit]

ey yall! i ain’t dead! i’ll be comin’ back with looooads of art real soon - just been busy with a big move and carin for an injured stray kitten that decided to jump under my tire :’I  (i was extra careful + slow, too! probs why he got out of it with just a broken leg. the plan was to get him healed enough to survive in a no-kill but lbr, i probably have a second cat now.)

anyways, yeah! be back soon.

[underfruit]

the tag about yourself is interesting though, id also like to see your views on UT stuff, like the so/riel argument you had earlier really gets me because i dont think it makes sense, either

ldkfjslkfjdl;fjkd well i mean, obviously i’m open to people askin that stuff, too!! i just figure people are more here for the (sparse, endangered) doodles

[underfruit]

eyy youre back, heres a dumb question from dumb ass me, where are you from? lol

ey waddup, ye im back. gonna be busy with convention plannin and movin’ for the next coupl'a weeks, but i’ve been workin on stuff in the mean time that i’ll be postin’ up soon

i’m not sure how specific you want me to get but i’m a midwestern american

[underfruit]

i returned from the dead and the first thing i gotta say is

why do people always think the underground lives off the scraps it gets from the dump alone?

i mean, monster food is explicitly said to be different from human food, so they probably have to make that

and we see monsters that can just magically produce edible food, so that can explain how they survive without any visible farming areas

and mettaton produces his own stuff all the time, so obviously they have a means of mass-production

plus, they have a whole huge city we've barely seen, and there's loads of technology that even alphys probably couldn't save if it got wet enough

the idea that monsters are too stupid to make their own imitations of human stuff is one of those wild misinterpretations on a "Papyrus Hates Puns" level that i just dont get

i always figured it was just easier to take stuff from the dump for free because, well, that's the benefit of dumps anywhere. i've got parts in my car that i got for like 20 bucks from a dump that woulda cost hundreds anywhere else. where the idea they ONLY live off human trash came from is kinda beyond me

[underfruit]

this is 100% unrelated to anything but if you ever wanna know here’s my personal age headcanons for some peeps:

papyrus - 22-23 (taking the ‘95′ in his online handle for his birth year). undyne - 26-27 (same as paps)

alphys - 27-30 (see her and sans being pretty close in age, esp. since a physics and engineering degree take about the same amount of time to complete. bratty and catty comment on her being ‘like a big sister’ to them before she became the royal scientist, and they’re aged at around 19 if they’re close to burgerpants’ peer group, so if we assume alphys became the royal scientist sometime after the first human fell, that’d pit her at being early 20′s when that happened, with bratty and catty in their early teens when alphys was in that ‘big sis’ role. just makes more sense for them to idolize someone fresh in her 20′s as a ‘big sis’ than someone in her mid-30s).

sans - 27-28 (partially because of alphys, partially because i see him as giving off an ‘old soul’ vibe but actually being only a few years older than paps, who exudes the youthful energy of a puppy in a ballpit. it’s a funny dichotomy that way).

frisk - 10-12; old enough to be in that ‘wildly inappropriate preteen’ stage, but not quite a teen. (them being a toddler is cute but doesn’t make sense for how they act imo).

monster kid - 9-10; seem a little more naive than frisk. it’d be interesting commentary on how innocent some monsters can be to have them be the same age, tho.

[underfruit]

fun fact: when toby fox designed alphys’ coat, he accidentally designed it so it buttons to the right, making it a man’s coat. menswear buttons to the right, and womenswear buttons to the left. whether this was considered when alphys was designed as a boy, and he just forgot to change it, or toby fox just doesn’t know shit about fashion, is anyones - he 100% just doesn’t know shit about fashion who are we kidding.

if it’s on a woman it’s a woman’s coat either way but there’s a neat little tidbit for you

[underfruit]

then again, he just inverts her sprites to face different directions, so in her battle with mettaton, it’s correct, but at the end, it’s wrong.

forget w.d gaster, it’s time for Alphys Coatbutton Discourse

[underfruit]

fun fact: when toby fox designed alphys’ coat, he accidentally designed it so it buttons to the right, making it a man’s coat. menswear buttons to the right, and womenswear buttons to the left. whether this was considered when alphys was designed as a boy, and he just forgot to change it, or toby fox just doesn’t know shit about fashion, is anyones - he 100% just doesn’t know shit about fashion who are we kidding.

if it’s on a woman it’s a woman’s coat either way but there’s a neat little tidbit for you

[underfruit]

i wanted to practice sans before i filled request some more, so here’s the thought process behind ulder!sans’ outfit

the eye thing is just him getting SO jazzed about SCIENCE

[underfruit]

in case yall aint translated it yourself yet, Ya Boi Wings is sayin “hello darkness my old friend” in that pic

[underfruit]

i vent with bad palettes and lazy abstraction

[underfruit]

someone wanted Ya Boi Wings, so here he is, plus some ... uncomfortably familiar friends

he seems like the kinda guy to meme at himself across time and space

[underfruit]

been absent b/c of rough times. be comin back with those requests and some doodles soon tho

[xxtc-96xx]

it’s a bit earlier than I planned to post it but hey why not now XD it’s soon enough

now fair warning it really isn’t anything spectacular like some other Sans fights out there, a lot of it was experimentation ^^’

[absolutedream-art]

Yo, this is awesome!  I’ve been anxious to see the whole thing!  Well done.  Loved the part where Sans just kind of nudges the knife away, haha.  Strelok did awesome with the sound too!

[underfruit]

it took me until today to realize the reason sans and toriel look at each other when alphys says “plenty of fish in the sea” is because she made a pun on her finding undyne

[underfruit]

doodly mood tonight buds, send me whatever requests ur lil gay hearts got

[underfruit]

when a popular artist you like portrays toriel as an adoptive mother figure for sans and pap

[kerolunaticat]