useless puppyslut ♡

NSFW sideblog | 22 | bisexual tme bigender it/its |

[underglace]

about me :3

switch vers ★ 22 y/o ★ it/its pronouns *only* thank you very much (i am NOT a person!) ★ tme bigender & hopeful future salmacian ★ taken and not looking for more right now!

basically here to post whatever thoughts come to mind that i dont want to post on my main & to reblog such stuff too; use the list of kinks as a content warning. dont like, dont read! also obvious reminder that all the content on this blog is based exclusively in fantasy unless specified otherwise

feel free to play along a little with my posts and in my askbox but be aware that i am not looking for any additional serious relationships or playpartners! i already have my mommy :)

this is a sideblog so i like and follow from my main! (@g**********h)

kinks: cnc/noncon, incest, ageplay, petplay (& feral), breeding&pregnancy&birth, piss, vomit, robots, free use, somno, exhibitionism, feet (list not complete)

no-gos: (list not complete)

i tag kinks with the format "#kink//". blacklist whichever ones you wish to avoid

[pupforher]

its pride month so just a reminder:

trans women are women

trans men are stupid delusional girls

never forget that trans women are superior to us "fakeboys", we are just stupid cunts made to be used as cumdumps by them <3

[trench-channel]

what if i was a healing mage exploring a set of ancient ruins in a cave and i came across some weird humanoid monster without eyes that was wounded and poisoned by some toxin that gave it a boner for hours and hours and i was sooo nice to it and healed it all up so it doesn't want to attack me immediately and also helped soothe its five hour boner by letting it fuck my throat as many times as it needed so i could swallow gallons of weird freak monster cum. i think that would be really cool

[trench-channel]

and then when it realized i didn't want to hurt it it felt safe pinning me down and using my cunt with its huge cock (like the size of a forearm but thicker) so now my stomach and womb are so tight and full of cum and it can just keep doing that for hours until i look freakishly pregnant. and then when it pulls out i'm all gaping and sloppy so now anyone who looks at my cunt will know i'm a cocksleeve for weird freak monsters. humans think i'm a perv but this blind cave thing is just happy it has something to use for its evil poison boner and i'm like aww you poor thing :( let me help and then it rapes me pregnant a lot and i'm like that feels better doesn't it? feels better now that you have a nice warm body to use right? :) except i can barely talk so we're not having a conversation this thing is just making weird snarling and gurgling noises while it cums another gallon or two or five or ten

[aeserathedreamer]

angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

thatswhy they do that when princess puts a vibrator on it !!!??!??!!!?

[puppygirllaika]

Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.

[puppygirllaika]

"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.

[underglace]

Regarding slug sex:

https://paradiseplum.itch.io/feeling-sluggish

oh this was peak. absolute peak. everyone should get slugged

[corckystephanie]

hey. don't cry. knotted dildo that makes your t-dick stick out obscenely far once the knot is in so you can feel exactly how hard you are when you stroke it, okay?

[slurrykit]

slug sex has to go so hard

[s33db3d-slob]

I cant follow you but I think its just bc ur that good at posting this sort of thing. I have 2 b in a very specific headspace 4 this, otherwise I'm super squicked [I'm an insectophobe actually LOL]. But I think that's smth you'd want 2 hear, considering the nature of the fetish. This shit is freaky. I seek out ur account & nobody else's when I need 2 think abt spraying maggots from my now-parasitized phallo cock into a previously unsullied hole. Hey while I'm thinking abt it, phallo/meta surgery but the doctor also fucks around in there w insect eggs & as u heal up ur body accepts the insect DNA as a part of its new reproductive system. Multistage surgies have a progression, stage 1 feels kinda normal [higher libido/fetish realization?], stage 2 has sort of a twitchy writhing feeling down there & maybe the overproduction of cum, stage 3 [or onwards] has that cum turn in2 chunky wet clusters of egg & all the other gross shit we know & love [such as showing ur finished cock off 2 ur non-op brother]. This is a long ask so thanks 4 readinf, I hope u have a wonderful day byeeeee - ⚙️

God I loveeeee people reading my posts and sexualizing their fear and disgust. Literally it's so hot that you can't follow me because normally bugs gross you out that bad but here you come anyways, here to jerk off to the idea of a radical experimental new phalloplasty technique that allows for 'fertile ejaculation'. But obviously it's not that, because the doctor put your erectile implant pump in one ball and a huge mass of fly eggs in the other. And of course jerking off and sending thick maggot-filled ropes of chunky cum flying all over your face is fun and all but you figure you should maybe call the surgeon and see if this is normal. So then because you hate bugs so much you only swallow another writhing load or two before booking an appointment to get it looked at.

So then you get to the appointment, and he examines it and hems and haws and tells you that he'll need to collect samples. A lot of them. Like, twenty or thirty if you can manage. Right here in front of me, directly into this bucket, don't look too hard at my own hard-on, just show me what you've got. And you do, you manage to overflow the bucket even after the doctor swallowed several mouthfuls of the stuff for 'testing'. It's full of maggots, and there's no sign of them slowing down- they've thoroughly colonized your reproductive system by now and even if you managed to fully remove the infestation, your cum would still knock up just about anyone with maggots of their own. Like your brother, who you barely even needed to ask to lick the maggots out of your fat new cockhole. So this is fantastic news, the phalloplasty was a complete success and now you're hyperfertile and he can go on to provide this life-changing procedure to so many more unsuspecting phallo recipients. And to celebrate, he's going to make you even more virile, and he tells you all about it while he pushes the catheter into your gaping urethra and attaches a bag of worm eggs...

[hemipenal-system]

the sea-dragon aquarium picks the special seating for the daily feeding event by random lottery and you won! congratulations! come sit in this seat!

yeah, it’s a little bit over the tank. don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe! i’m gonna leave you here for the event, just hang tight!

oh, she’s here early, she must be hungry! don’t mind her looking up at you, she’s just curious.

oh

oh, yeah, no, you totally misunderstood, sorry. you’re actually the meal today! that’s what the cheap tickets get you 🤷 yeah, it’s sort of a dunk tank-ish setup. the audience is gonna throw baseballs at that target to your right and if someone hits it, it drops you in there and they get to watch her eat you! it’s pretty cool

i’m not gonna lie to you and say it’s gonna be ok. it’s really not gonna be ok for you. it’s probably going to hurt really bad and take a while, actually, because she tends to be a lot more interested in the meat on your arms and legs than your torso, and she’s not a fan of drowning her meals before she starts them

look, just try to writhe around and scream a lot when she starts biting you. it makes her instincts go crazy and it also drives ticket sales for the event if the footage of her eating people is really gory. hits big with the horror movie fans, yknow?

ok, you don’t need to try the belt over your lap, you’re not going to be able to get it open. literally everyone tries that; it’s designed to be impossible to release until the chair tips to drop you. you’re not getting out

yeah, yeah, i’m an evil sick bastard, i know, everyone says that too. hey, don’t blame me. do you know how hard it is for museums and aquariums to stay open right now? all the federal funding for everything is gone. capitalism demands a show, and we just provide it. there’s less than a dozen dragonariums that do live feeding shows, and we’re the only one that uses humans!

hey, it’s all totally legal. it’s not our fault you don’t read the fine print on the tickets. you’re literally just wasting your breath screaming. you’re dying either way; you might as well save your breath so you can flail more cutely in the water! ok, bye now! enjoy the show!

[hemipenal-system]

“good girl” said (in a shaky terrified voice) by someone who is CLEARLY not the dominant one in the situation

[hemipenal-system]

“oh, god… good girl, please…” spoken into existence by a girl trying to sleep on her stomach who has just been woken up in the middle of the night and is realizing she forgot to lock her aggressive dragon up for the night

the teeth firmly gripping her neck from behind are very sharp and she’s realizing what the warm thing resting on her lower back is

[loathesomegirlfaggot]

enthusiastic nonconsent

[obscenebutch]

I ❤️ tboys with big fat unbindable milky tits! I love when boys have giant at chests that jiggle and bulge out of their tops obscenely!! boys can totally have big fat cow udders. there's no need to hide them ♡

[ashenbot]

how do i have sex with my sister?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

with great force

[muttholez]

making a big show of putting on a knotted strap and blindfolding someone, then leading my dog into the room and letting him mount them instead of me…

ohh my god this is so hot. the absolutely betrayal, seeing them bent over and presenting their hole not knowing they’re about to get fucked by a dog instead 💕 hope you’re enjoying the show the whole time

[lilythelycan]

Reblog if you'd let a tgirl turn your womb into her personal cum dump <3

[gazeldhazel]

getting fucked by a thing with two dicks is awesome cause even with only one in you, when it starts to cum and you see the cock that isn't inside you start to shoot huge ropes of cum all over you and your thighs and everywhere, and you know the other cock buried in you is filling you up with just as much cum. idk it's pretty awesome

[lilythelycan]

If I had two dicks I would immediately watch the slut break as I forced both inside them <3