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oh my god somebody just fucking EAT ME
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When you’re in a prey mood, but everyone wants you to be pred…
I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.
Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵
Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works
How do you find $999 on the floor?
I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .
DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure
Fuck it
Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!
Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt
The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?
How deep does the hole go?
Art by Penzilla
date someone who loves your belly
くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡
Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you
Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself
Petition to change it to “Vorentines Day” and have the expected tradition be dunking your SO in chocolate and voring them.
Remember the slide scene from Ice age 3? I always like to imagine Asriel or Alphys at the bottom instead. CHOMP!
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sorry for more fish thirst but maybe Undyne giving the player a taste test?
(Whoops this one got long)
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Alphys invents giant bread and asks you to test it out, idk
(Tried to keep it a little shorter this time, dunno how much shorter it actually was, whoops)
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If it's okay, Asgore trying to calm you down in his belly while belching a bit?
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
YAAAAS I FOUND IT !! LOVE THIS POST , BLESS IT !!
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
*Runs up to you full speed* eeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAATTT MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE
a tasty, albeit sudden, mornin snack
Prompt, if your at all open: Crystal gem Pearl implausibly manages to eat White Diamond and the rest of the Pearls just kinda gather around to gawk and maybe poke the belly.
No one could quite believe what they were looking at. From Steven to Garnet to Yellow Diamond, everyone in the room simply stated at the dome of white flesh completely blocking off their field of vision.
“Did she just…” Yellow Diamond managed to say. Her arms hung limply from her sides, and her legs nearly buckled under her.
“Dude…” was all Amethyst could offer.
Of course, the dome of twitching, jerking flesh in front of them was Pearl’s immense stomach, stretched tightly over white diamond’s helpless form.
Pearl herself was resting atop the truly gigantic gut, arms and legs splayed at her sides, while she panted heavily. Devouring white diamond had been a Herculean task, and now that it was finally over, she was barely able to move.
Blue diamond reached out hesitantly, as if to confirm what was in front of her was actually real. She placed her palm against the pale flesh, feeling Where’s body jerk under her touch. Startled, she yanked her hand back. “How…”
“If you could please -UUUUUUUURRRRRRP!- refrain from touching it,“ Pearl mumble groggily, belching loudly enough to shake the entire room. "That would be wonderful…”
(Sorry if this wasn’t as long as your have hoped, but I was afraid getting too repetetive with it. :D)
preds just wanna get used as a waterslide
dont call me out like this
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.