solved paradox

poll tournies, homestuck and short stories. Asks for opinion if you wanna hear me rant about film, books or curse of strahd because thats a major personality trait of mine now... if you want to talk more consistently, i have a discord server- https://discord.gg/8eTQ8m7bS7 where i Yap Very Consistently

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welcome agent. it seems as though your resistance to cringe culture propaganda is failing. do not fret, we will ensure that you are ready to go soon enough. in that briefcase you will find a deck of cards from the game "Yu-gi-oh"- all of which are prior to the advent of the so called "synchro summoning" mechanic, you will be implamented into a tournament- your mission if you so choose to accept is to act In Charecter throughout the tournament- you will yell out attack movies for your monsters and explain the card effects as if no one had ever seen the cards prior to your arrival, Good luck and Gods Speed.

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one day i'll figure out how to turn curse of strahd into a campaign about a fucking evil ass devil whale that HATES you...

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Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

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some times i lean back against the vast oak tree and think about how jake english was being tortured with sexuality for a good chunk of game time, managed to break out of it- tried to own his sexuality by galivanting then was punished for it again With his sexuality- and now his likeness is being used to create a entire species fucking... smuppet stand in- his ghost is being used to sexually harass multiple generations of a gods pet project. Fuck man.

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i used a iron to turn my dick into a sail to help a tribe of lil creatures escape an abandoned island, my virtue is unyeilding, my speeds on the high see unmatched, port to starboard im more ship then you'll ever be, weep and let the tears wash in the water- its the closest you'll ever get to that Real Real sea spray you land lubbing bitch.

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im out here holding grudges like the worst fantasy dwarf larper, you think i forgot about the scooby doo episode of supernatural? Never, never going to let that hatred fade. those motherfuckers were dealing with the super natural in almost every single iteration- "oh but paradox they made a whole movie about how zombie island was" Shut your bitch ass up, Die. go outside, eat plants until your stomach gets hit with something as venomous as my feelings towards you and keep eating because you will Never find it. Fuck you and Fuck the scooby doo episode of supernatural.

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people will tell you that the worst restraunt related reality show is undercover restraunt or whatever its called but its actually bar rescue- soley because of that one episode where they had a pirate bar and they pretended that wasent fucking awasome when the magic time machine still exists and is in buisness.

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quick update, the horrors are peeping me and its kinda hot.

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the secret shadow goverment wants me to capture this monster but its busting it down crazy style, my inner sense of humanity will not allow me to cage such a buetiful creature

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hey guys, blogging from the secret goverment facility in which they hold horrific monsters- the monsters beat my ass at checkers so Guess whose not getting lil debbies with their meals toniiiiiight

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You go to an evil wizard whom is evil but less evil then the guy you need to kill- you already had this moral quandry and its past- the choice has been made. you beseech the wizard for a grand weapon that will allow you to defeat the evil demon lord who is a Huge dick and purposefully crashes any discussion of the last unicorn to talk about the tree with huge tits instead of literally any other aspect of the movie. he also thinks their should be More live actions of classic animated movies, his big kick right now is that atlantis should get a life action film. he must Die.

the wizard hmms and haws before agreeing- not because of a kind nature but because he fucking hates live action movies. in this- you are of one goal. though- because he is evil- he must give you a cursed weapon. the sword. the sword shall strike true in your darkest hour, Remain sharper then your Wit, Burn with your passion and shoot motherfucking lasers- But- if you Think about the wizards dick- the sword becomes worthless until you stop thinking about the wizards dick.

You ask why that would be the curse and they say "well i want him dead and i assumed you wouldnt think about my dick."

this is obviously a trap because he keeps fucking iterating the One weakness of the sword so now you have to go to a seperate wizard but that wizard lives really far in the dark and evil woods where you will need to use the sword and Not think about the evil wizards dick, Do you accept the sword and make the journey?

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Some kinks look so fucking expensive, how the fuck am i supposed to diy some of this shit? bro if you want to be in a vacuum cube your going to have to help me weld a metal frame, im not buying multiple sets of pvc pipes because you want to be suspended in latex and rolled around like dice, that shit is going to Last and im going to use it for holloween decoration when its not in use.

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congrats to the kakapo for a record year of fucking, only surpassed by the bird fuck fest that was 2019. i know i call you a Objectively Stupid Bird but congrats!

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consider this. you are sysiphys, you have been rolling the boulder up the hill for Hella Long Time. hades said it would be super difficult for ever but he forgot to turn off the Gains Gaining ability inharent in humans due to the fact that he was in a little bit of a hurry to go home and catch up on being with his wife that he Loves more then you. the metric for love in this instance is astronomical because your an asshole who tricked thanos because your a bitch who couldnt handle a little death and persphephone is his wife that he loves way more then you. anyways- you are able to just kinda one hand drag the boulder up the cliff now, its super easy andf you are super Buff. one of the gaurds of tarterus notices and goes to tell hades- you can either allow yourself to slip into the absurdist eternity which may earn you respect from hades- allowing you to gain prestige awards such as fun new skins for your boulder- like the watermelon. Tee Hee. when you reach the top you can drink a lil water melon juice. Fun. or you can use the boulder like a Sick anime weapon and fight your way out of tarterus saying cool one liners like "hope you got your rocks off" and "lets rock" and hope zues gives you big ups for the cool combos you do before disntagrating your soul forever. Would you do it? Why? Why Not?

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consider. your walking home alone at night and you see knuckles the echidna, he runs up to you and says that bitch ass hedgehog sonic has stolen the emerald- you spot him running with it down the street towards you. you know that you can stick your foot out and trip him because he is chomping down on a sub-way hot dog- only avalible in canada covered in cheese and hornel chili. doing so- you may lose the leg but knuckles with be eternally grateful for the aid you have dispensed and will allow you to have a vacation home on angel island rent and mortgage free. do you Trip the Hedge hog? Why? Who Not?

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If anypony's got like $20, I've got the End of the Month Blues (starvation) and would love to order a pizza. I can draw things.

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