Undertale Haiku

Spoilers are here. You should probably play it, Before you proceed.

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Undertale Haiku: Ominous

The inside lab's dark.

There's a large computer with...

Wait... is that person...

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Undertale Haiku: Lab

Large Facility...

Plain white with lava behind...

What could go wrong here?

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Undertale Haiku: Reluctant Friends

Haiku 1: Please Stop

Papyrus... please stop...

She doesn't even like me.

I'll probably die...

Haiku 2: Knock Knock

Yet, we still go on...

Papyrus knocks on the door,

and out comes Undyne...

Haiku 3: Gifting

A gift for Undyne...

Might be a secret attack...

Best be on my guard.

Haiku 4: Abundance

Undyne takes the gift.

She then walks to her kitchen...

There's a bone filled drawer...

Haiku 5: Dramatic Exit

With this Papy leaves,

but he does so by window...

... Very Dramatic...

Haiku 6: Challenge of Undyne

She says we'll never,

But then Paps gives her challenge...

Guess that settles it...

Haiku 7: Exploring

Undynes house is... well...

Kind of different that thought.

It's nice in a way.

Haiku 8: Drink

Soda, Tea, Sugar,

The Fridge, a Sword, Undyne, and...

Wait... Undyne... really?

Haiku 9: Tea

The Blatant right choice,

and it's Golden Flower Tea.

Guess she does have tastes.

Haiku 10: Recounting

She recalls her past,

how she got fought King Asgore...

She lost like a boss.

Haiku 11: Cooking Lesson

Since Papy was gone,

Undyne gives me the lesson.

Her taste will be rocked.

Haiku 12: Tomatoes

They are a deep red,

She wants me to mash them though...

I'll give them a pet.

Haiku 13: Noodles

They clank to the base,

Then I stir gently for a...

She just wrecked the pot...

Haiku 14: Heat

She tells me 'Add Heat',

but as I raise it's heat more,

but her house... it... um...

Haiku 15: Fire and Defeat

Her house engulfed now,

the setting of one more clash.

She says to strike her...

Haiku 16: Fake Hit

After all I've seen,

I can't bring myself to it...

So I use Fake Hit.

Haiku 17: Escape

After the fight ends,

we escape the burning home...

Sponge Bob comes to mind...

Haiku 18: Relocation

She says to call Paps.

She'll be with him for a while...

On account of... Fire...

Haiku 19: Only Fire

Only fire lives here...

The once home of Hero Undyne...

May it Burn in peace.

(I wanted to do something different with this Haiku string, giving each part their own title. Almost gave up half way through, but I like the idea of doing this, so I'll probably keep doing more as time goes on.)

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Undertale Haiku: Undynes House

Haiku 1:

Head to Waterfall,

I go right to Undynes House...

She lives next to Blook?

Haiku 2:

A short house it is,

But I feel great evil here...

Something smells fishy...

Haiku 3:

Papyrus is here.

He gives me a pepping talk...

I am not amused...

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Undertale Haiku: Advice

Haiku 1:

After a top off,

I went to see Skelle-bros.

But Paps wasn't there...

Haiku 2:

I give him a call.

'HUMAN! The great Papyrus,

Am at Undynes house!'

Haiku 3:

'I suggest you come.

This will be good for bonding.

You two can be friends.'

(I know that Papyrus was still in Snowdin when you backtracked, but I thought this made for a better Haiku.)

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Undertale Haiku: River... person...

Haiku 1:

I head downwards first...

Then see a cloak on a boat.

River Styx I guess...

Haiku 2:

So not to seem rude,

I strike up conversation...

This is what they said...

Haiku 3:

Wish to be ferried?

I'll take you from here, Snowdin...

Even Waterfall.

Haiku 4:

A chill to my back,

But since I was low on food,

I took the offer.

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Undertale Haiku: Guards

Haiku 1:

I approach two men.

One was sparkly, the other...

Not much conversation...

Haiku 2:

They seemed curious.

Why was a small child out,

And where's that human?

Haiku 3:

They warn me to leave.

If I ran into a human,

I could get hurt bad.

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Undertale Haiku: Hotland

I now reach Hotland...

I still wonder about things...

Like... it's obvious...

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I'M BACK Haiku

Took a small... ish... break.

Now I'm back with a vengeance...

Sorry for the wait.

Alright, so between errands and chores and keeping an eye on the pets for my mother was off on a cruise, I had been thinking that it had been long enough since I last updated this page.

If any one has an issue with me for taking so long... I can not blame you. I took way longer than I should have... I mean, the last Haiku was easily a month ago...

But now I'm back, and I can get right with it. Last haiku was about the Undyne battle, so that means we have still reached the Spoiler Warning point. If you have not played Undertale and wish not to be spoiled, than I suggest you play it first. I mean, it's only 10 bucks on Steam. Surely a game this rich in character and story deserves 15, but nope... they gave us a permanent 5 dollar discount.

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Undertale Update: Spoiler Spot

Okay, from now on,

Massive spoilers will come...

Please play the game first...

(In my basic opinion, it's not a spoiler if it takes less than 3 hours adverage to get to the point... And before anyone says it usually takes several hours to get there... Did you know that the game time when you start up is in minutes?) (... Or at least I believe it is... I don't recall playing Undertale for 567 hours at least...)

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Undyne Haiku

You want run away?

Too bad! When Green, you can't run.

Now we fight with spears!!!

Haiku 2:

You are very fast.

You block like a sheild master,

But how about this???

Haiku 3:

Reverse Arrows start.

How do you like them apple?

Wait! You still blocked them?!?

Haiku 4:

Than I'll just do this!

Un-Greens you and throws a spear.

You run from Undyne.

Haiku 5:

After a few takes,

You finally have a gap...

But then come a call

Haiku 6:

Papyrus has called,

'Hello Human. Want to hang out?'

'We could bring Undyne.'

Haiku 7:

I found Sans asleep.

I tried to get his help... but...

He was not waking...

Haiku 8:

I keep on running,

But stop when I hear a 'THUD'...

Undyne has fallen.

Haiku 9:

She seems a bit parched.

A Water Cooler is here...

I poor her a cup.

Haiku 10:

She wakes up in daze,

But she then turns and leaves me...

Why didn't she strike?

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Undertale Haiku: History by Undyne

She decides to tell.

The history of monsters...

But then decides... Well...

Haiku 2:

'WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU???'

'YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD SOON!'

'Prepare for a fight!!!'

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Undertale Haiku: Monster Kid's Trip

Monster Kid finds me.

'Are you a human?' he asks...

I tell him the truth.

Haiku 2:

He seems in distress,

But asks me to say something...

Something mean to him.

Haiku 3:

I refuse to speak,

But then he says something mean...

My heart is broken.

Haiku 4:

He runs back home, but...

He trips and almost falls off.

And here comes Undyne...

Haiku 5:

In a panic now,

I rush to save Monster Kid.

He sticks up for me.

Haiku 6:

With Undyne gone now,

Monster Kid says we're still friends...

That made me happy.

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Undertale Haiku: Return of Undyne

I turn around then,

Undyne stands right before me...

Whelp... Looks like I'm screwed...

Haiku 2:

Well... This is my end...

Wait... Monster Kid... When did you?

Undyne takes the kid.

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Undertale Haiku: Behind you...

A dark path ahead.

At the end, an Echo plant.

It says, 'Behind you...'

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Undertale Haiku: Lost

First; Hit the light switch.

Then book it to the next switch...

Um... Help... I got lost...

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Undertale Haiku: Tem Shop

Buying:

We haS MenY ThiNS.

You look... but only Tem Flakes...

MenY ThiNS FEr Sell.

Selling:

Ya Ya. We Bais ThiNS.

dO Yu GotZ NE Tem Flakes?

Temmie Bais 2G.