pet the strange dog

19 🏳️‍🌈 they/it/she 🔞 i don't bite unless you want me to

[undertow-puppy]

for a time i think i accidentally had my tumblr feed convinced i was transmasc

[undertow-puppy]

i so desperately wish we lived in a world where sex was rightly viewed as a basic function of life and not something precious to be strictly regimented and protected from "deviancy"

a HUGE amount of kink, especially the stuff that is seen as especially heinous and sinful, is effectively just sex + a bit of pretend. who's that hurting?

[undertow-puppy]

i think there is an untapped market for breathplay scenarios in which the sub has a dwindling air supply and they are pleasured specifically to make their breathing faster

[fissile-materialism]

Robot who misunderstands and gets offended when you call them hot and starts rambling on about their highly efficient cooling mechanisms and wow they look really cute bragging like this

[undertow-puppy]

hmmm am i horny or just bored [continues jacking off]

[muchsofter]

if you've ever wanted to collar me you literally have to tell me it's illegal to keep that kind of praise from me

[undertow-puppy]

moaning is like actually so fun you guys. open up and let it out

[undertow-puppy]

i redid the bdsm test and comparing it to last time is really funny because pet shot up from 3% to 74% in less than five months

looks like someone learned a thing or two about itself

[undertow-puppy]

someone leash me please

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[undertow-puppy]

don't call me good boy or i will be forced to kneel down and bark lovingly at you and forget about everything else in the world for a few beautiful minutes. and we wouldn't want that, now would we

[ace-trainer-alice]

"Bad end" kink is really hot. I talk a lot about signifiers vs substance in kink, and I think bad end is another one of the weird examples. I tend to see bad ends not as a single kink but as a set is ideas associated primarily by their aesthetics.

The idea of this being an ending. A bad ending. You could have won, you could have escaped, you could have gotten out of here. But you didn't, you lost. You put on the collar and lost the ability to say no. You stared into my eyes a little too long and lost the last of your INT. You froze at the wrong moment and lost the most important fight. And now destiny is broken and you can't save anyone anymore, so you're just going to be my toy forever and ever now, okay?

It's fun. The idea of forever. The idea of endings. Don't you want to not have to fight anymore? Don't your want permission to just let go? Isn't loss seductive? I like the dialogue between what you're supposed to do, what you're obligated to do, what you're compelled to do, and what you want to do, what feels good, what you desire. It's interesting.

[palmtreeey]

FOR FUNNN. tf is fun to draw. i dont know.

[undertow-puppy]

nobody says you can't call your dom a good boy when he does a good job tying you up

[rocketcomics]

pure love

[aropride]

[subby-siren]

The worst thing about being kinky is that when you're really horny, like bone deep horny. There isn't really a ton you can do on your own about it. There aren't a ton of ways to simulate deep submission or strict bondage. And sometimes the shit I'm horny for Is like. One thousand dollars worth of leather bondage gear. I can't just suck dick like an idiot oh no. I've gotta be Fuckin. Trapped on all fours with my mouth forced open. Unbelievable. Who's in charge here I want to talk to him