Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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oozey mess
i don't do bad sauce passes
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
noise dept.
Peter Solarz

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Kaledo Art
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
d e v o n
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
will byers stan first human second
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@misfish
It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.
Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.
These are REALLY cool
These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, theyâre expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.
not to be that person but i genuinely think hozierâs lyrics for âabstract (psychopomp)â could be a poem in the new yorker
like
excuse me
andrew please
Not the dog tryna explain how to throw the sandal to his owner
Spoiler: itâs the patriarchy
Mary-Beth Knight, 2025
And now for a different kind of robot!Â
We have evolved beyond the need for illusionists. Stage magic is only performed by cardboard robots from now on.
Mike Mignola classic horror art
ubi, universal basic income
The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:
Bonus:
i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want
Nina Cried Power speech
đĽ: anhcoree | instagram story
Austin City Limits Festival, weekend 1 || 10/03/2025
The Witch of Stolen Tomorrows had begun to notice an odd trend amongst her petitioners.
The latest was a farmer. He had braved the journey through the Testing Woods and arrived with his convictions mostly intact. He now sat on a tree stump by the Witchâs thornbush cottage, drinking a cup of bitter tea, and asking for a fairly standard boon.
"Oh yes," said the Witch, "I can make you a spell for a bountiful harvest, but what will you give me in return?"
The farmer gulped. "My firstborn child?"
"By the dick-shattered sky.â The Witch exclaimed. âWhat?"
"Oh. You don't take firstborn children?"
"I am a witch of ancient promises, timeless dreams, and fresh blood.â The Witch announced. âOf course I take firstborn children. It's just a bit weird that it was your first offer."
I enjoyed this!
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
Iâve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:
Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:
And a quality photo of this sweet potato:
An update for those not following Jortsâ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:
Link to the lovely video
There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed Oh no, whereâs Jorts? Oh no!
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterinâs done Weâll take our leave and go
When Pam came on, she had a plan To teach our Jorts about garbage cans Pam meant well but her plans fell flat When HR said, âdonât butter the catâ
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterinâs done Weâll take our leave and go
Now Jean the smart cat comes She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb Now that the butterinâs done Weâll take our leave and go
Weâll take our leave and go
Weâll take our leave and go
Additional quality memes:
A recipe for Buttered Jorts:
Recent Jorts activities:
And some very wise words from the cat himself:
This is the largest Jorts post I found before I decided to stop, and combines a lot of memes in one convenient package.
Along with cats, of course. Smartly done!
The person running the Jorts Twitter is using it to promote unions, which is awesome.
FNALLY! All the premium Jorts content in one place!
JOOOOOORTS
the blessing of jorts. the patience of jean.
The sheer delight when you finally learn the story of Jorts and Jean, of whom you had only vaguely heard, and whatâs more you find SOMEONE YOU KNOW among the Jorts poets