hello sunshine

and this is the part where you find out who you are

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

[kaliforhnia]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kanyewesticle]

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[danger]

what are we made of by  Kelsey Elinor

[make--it--gayer]

a true ally

[geealiceart]

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[love-personal]

[ratt-pois0n]

I love it when you tell me I’m cute.

[cold-earth-connection]

[hasantayyar]

[winterfellis]

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[sasukesgreasyhair]

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

[imgoodnow]

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

[spoopygirl-deactivated20200527]

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

[actiongirl2005-deactivated20190]

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

[sunstar121]

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

[fathercryptid]

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

[localstarboy]

[vergak]

Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.

[deactivated123123-deactivated20]

Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression

[d0nn0]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

[underwhlming]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y