sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does
one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

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Stranger Things
NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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cherry valley forever
Keni
Show & Tell
occasionally subtle
Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Peter Solarz

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does
one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"
Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.
Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!
one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since
what are we made of by Kelsey Elinor
a true ally
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
I love it when you tell me I’m cute.
i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag
OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-
this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form
this is the new meme for February, y’all
famous vines in text form
Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!
DU DU DU-
IM AN ADULT VIRGIN
CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!
No, this is a crayo-
I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
911, what’s your emergency?
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe
Barbecue sauce on my titties
STAHP
I COULD’VA DROPPED MY
Croissant
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
here he comes
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
Calling people daddy is gross
Stop kink shaming me
Kink shaming IS my kink
HHA-AHH
What do you have?
A KNIFE!!!
NO!
Why does he have a knife?
ah, you can’t sit with us :)
actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have
Hemorrhoids
ibroughtyoufrankincense
thank you
and i brought you myrrh
thank you
myrrh-DER
hhhhJUDAS. NO-
I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.
Poseidon quivers before him!
…
fuck off!
I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY
R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
I WON’T HESITATE
BITCH
*pew*
And they were roommates!
Omg, they were roommates
WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T
FUCKING
LOVE YOU
two bros
Chilling in a
Hot tub
Five feet apart cause they’re
NOT GAY
*huff*
*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*
AdUHM
Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.
Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y