shadow short for shadow the hedgehog

decay - xe/xem - adult - i am the notorious crime that got punished (axe murder)

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[iskwekan]

I used to think it was kind of an odd factoid that most shark attacks happen because they mistake the outline of a surfboarder or diver for a seal and then I actually visited the ocean for the first time in my life a few years ago and immediately mistook a harbour seal for a guy in a wetsuit and had to be corrected. imagine if I waved and he couldn’t even wave back because his flippers are too short. humiliating for all parties involved

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[lunehowls]

would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?

[valtsv]

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

[valtsv]

POV you're welcoming home your planet's heroic saviours

[spelldealer]

eating spaghetti with no parmesan

[infectiouspiss]

*sniffles loud as fuck*

[lakanakana]

war never changes

[primarybufferpanel]

[cookbookbutch]

So proud of AO3 for coming out <3

[lunehowls]

oh, dear

[pruhledna]

My fave recent art of JinMao by @/lacampanule on twitter

[c0ckonfettii]

listen-

[lesly-oh]

Bug bites

[im-xzikill]

They are like father and daughter

[lesly-oh]

Them ✨👏

[avedesigns]

I love all the beautiful modern au art of Maomao in cute outfits but I know in my heart canonically she would wear fnaf pajama pants and newbalance sneakers