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Claire Keane
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Misplaced Lens Cap
pixel skylines
#extradirty
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin
Cosimo Galluzzi
oozey mess
JVL
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
tumblr dot com
todays bird
Product Placement
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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
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@undiecidead
this close to putting hot sauce on my toes
i. forgot to give context for this
what context could you possibly give that would make this any better
my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth
Barcelona by Elaine Li (follow on Tumblr)
by shimiezoo
Of course I need to reblog this
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
That graffiti doesn’t mention Trump. So Fox News is openly admitting he’s a Fascist now. (source)
Hermione Granger SNAPPED (x)
Thanks to all of you who liked the picture of my grandmother’s backyard. Here’s her front porch, she keeps it in amazing shape with dozens of flowers and plants. She seemed touched when I told her how much I loved her home, which made it even better.
I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.
Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.
But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.
Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.
the reality of self harm is scars that last your whole life. stitches that itch and scars that burn. burns that need skin grafts and cuts that become infected. the reality of self harm isn’t my partner kissing my scars, it is my partner blaming themselves for a new wound or not saying something to stop me or recoiling at my bare body because I have done so much damage in such a short time. there isn’t a romantic scar on my body. there isn’t a way to hide this from anyone anymore. the self harm reality is not blending in with a crowd. it is standing out at your most vulnerable point and not being able to hide it. don’t think that you can start a powerful coping mechanism like self harm and get out of it unscathed, it is an addiction and something you need serious help to get out of.
i cannot explain how little i care about any royal wedding
i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
