it's the little things

Hey I'm Teagan I am 21 years old. Married to my best friend Fulfilling a childhood dream Life is what you make it so make it a good one Warning flashing lights on link marked smile.

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When you get caught being weird.

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When you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”.

Get it HERE

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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:

Keep reading

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Octohandy by Richard A. Moore III

[ilovecephalopods]

I’m so uncomfortable :(

[thewingedguar]

@elodieunderglass does this qualify as a horrible thing with legs

[elodieunderglass]

(lab technician voice) it didn’t meet enough criteria to qualify but we’re including it anyway as an educational outlier

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SJAHDHSJSBSBS

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“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent

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[irkimatsu]

When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise

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wasn’t expecting this

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but arent you glad it hapened

[lokiarrty]

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

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i keep visualizing the dandelion as chillin with his dick out

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AW11 G Limited supercharged Toyota MR2

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Ford GT out on the streets

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Texts From Superheroes

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