You Have Intimidated The Lizard

29m | Queer, married | &

[yuuiwamine]

I've gone by many names: Yuu, Merp, Res, Caerwyn. Ishtar briefly on a different now dead website. I don't really use this blog for anything other than reblogging bullshit anymore. Most actual posting is on sideblogs if at all. You can generally message this blog and reach me for any reason (though I may take a while to respond).

[reactionimagesdaily]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[transmechanicus]

[jame7t]

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

[lobstrrck]

numb

[satellite-kara]

𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮

[ashill23]

[theehorsepusssy]

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[perriaeyjeve]

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[catchymemes]

[anitoonzforever]

When a tiny little frog wants to cheer you up, things will be okay after all 🐸💚💖❤️‍🩹

[ohsimplethinggs-deactivated2023]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[shamebats]