Scattered Mind

[afeelgoodblog]

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

[pea-gravel]

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

[durnesque-esque]

Article here | Organization here

[unpretty]

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

[ripeteeth]

i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

[yupthatexists]

Video: https://bit.ly/3NGFn8F

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why??

[mikkeneko]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aphony-cree]

“These six-pack rings are 100 percent biodegradable and edible—constructed of barley and wheat ribbons from the brewing process. This packaging can actually be safely eaten by animals that may come into contact with the refuse.“ (x) 

They use food their food waste to make them, so it’s a safer alternative that cuts down on plastic waste and food waste

[autisticexpression]

I also love that "Floridaman" is one word.

[joshpeck]

let me be perfectly clear

[the-arthropod-queen]

oh, i see

[revretch]

I appreciate your transparency

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

[the-killswitch-deactivated20200]

Actually its a juice

[queerforscience]

Wait no this was a joke

[kaijuno]

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

[goldenjedi]

Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it'll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.

Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn't make fun of them.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.

If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.

Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)

But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄

[genderfluidfish]

This is gonna be a very unpopular opinion but I don't care

Activated charcoal is a medication, not a food additive, and should not be taken if you're not sick. It absorbs toxins, as well as other chemicals in your stomach. And by toxins I mean actual toxic stuff when you accidentally poison yourself. Not the mysterious "toxins" you get rid of when you "detox". "Detox" is bullshit. You detox by having a working liver. If you're alive and not currently dying of liver failure, odds are you liver is working and therefore you don't need to detox and eat activated charcoal when you're not having food poisoning.

You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.

[thechronicpainlife]

“You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.”

Just in case someone missed it

[vforvictoriaregina]

Also incredibly important

[goosewithajob]

Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix

[throwbackblr]

[singledarktwin]

This is how men act when a joke gets bounced back lol

[charitydingle]

THAT ‘70S SHOW – 6.05 “I’m Free”

[chris-evans]

Happy Ides of March!

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[tikkety-tok]

Did she just tell an alligator what to do? 😳

[howl224]

Ancient Reptile: Free me. Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.

[koiss-ugh]

when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same

[dailyshowbiz]

[niggazinmoscow]

This is what every mayor should be doing.

[heymrsamerica]

Look at the people who oppose this type of shit v. who is trying to implement it.

You’ll notice something🙂

[theoppositeofadults]

mood

[libraryoftheancients]

Catholicism any% speedrun

[incrediblysincere]

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

[muldertorture-deactivated202104]

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

[incrediblysincere]

so would any man in the world hes not special