sea witch

noah | 26 | ♏ | they/he | germany

[chatonne--noire]

[rotclaw]

just found out my boyfriend's phone can mix emojis

[rotclaw]

[rotclaw]

EXTREMELY important edit

[ot3]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[vanillacorpse]

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

[ot3]

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

[vanillacorpse]

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

[everyhappykurapika]

[coolnpc]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Candle ice crystals by asmrcrak

[vodkassassin]

Never have I ever wanted to eat something with quite as much yearning

[saint-batrick]

oh god, this one has AUDIO!!! the other one i’ve seen a dozen times doesn’t and i have always been so resentful because i desperately needed to hear it.

i started hand flapping so hard i hurt my wrist because this sounded so good, oh my god

[equius]

[zovsko]

[officialmountaingod]

does anyone have any recommendations for switch games for someone who barely plays games

[cirrates]

you know what I see a lot of memes about garlic and a few other food memes here and there but I never see any about paprika.

[cirrates]

here...for all the paprika enjoyers out there

[doped-up-marxist]

[pastelbunn]

Calcifer Howl and Sophie are gaslight gatekeep girlboss respectively

[officialmountaingod]

absolutely obsessed with my friend in her 30s sending me images to cheer me up that are just a little outdated it warms my heart

[kabaks]

i wish i could google what my favorite movies are. whenever i have to think of them they disappear like ive never seen a film in my life

[cosmic-forests]

I wanna live in a place where Blissey and Hatterene territories overlap so that any time I have a depressive episode it's a complete gamble as to whether I'll have a Blissey breaking down my door to share a snack with me, or get knocked the fuck out by the angry toddler that is Hattrem

[officialmountaingod]

no offense but why do german people think gendering more words will be more inclusive to nonbinary people

[officialmountaingod]

like man id feel represented if you gave us our own actual word instead of a little * in a word :/

[kamlo]

i never see positivity for us so: if you had bad grades, dropped out, or cheated your way through school i love you so much and you deserve the world <3

[kamlo]

did yall know you can reblog this without tagging it with "i was a gifted kid but-"/"i was in honors and never cheated but-"/etc.?

did you know you can just reblog positivity for people who did shitty in school without mentioning how you did well in school?