don't @me i'm scared

"how old are you" "20" "how long have you been 20" 5 years because i couldn't be bothered to put those 20 seconds once a year into updating my bio bi/aro/nonbinary (he/they in english, on in czech)

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[polishwave]

[pocitenicko]

[san-sebastiiano]

Dominik Skutecký (Slovakian, 1849 - 1921) - Earning money for bread (1912)

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

miluju logo Toxikologického informačního střediska

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

počkat to mi ani nedošlo

[myvalzpival]

pčr si zase začíná jet solidní pozitivní online propagandu, takže pro ty vzadu:

fízlům nevěříme, s fízlama se nebavíme. každej fízl si vybral, že tu práci bude dělat, a nezaslouží si žádný omlouvání nebo slitování. fízl, co si na videu plácá s malým klukem a ukazuje mu policejní auto, s největší pravděpodobností včera zabásl bez jakejchkoli důkazů nevinný aktiviststvo, zejména pokud je z Prahy. fízlům nevěříme, s fízlama se nebavíme.

[xviolentxyouthx]

[shrineart]

I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

[mevil]

[slavicafire]

listen man, i'm trying to watch your kids. move out of the way

[slavicafire]

thank you...

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[beardedmrbean]

[genderfluidfish]

App: pls log in, your customer account has sooo many awesome benefits, use your customer account pls pls pls pls pls pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

App: *redirects to browser to log in, the browser page doesn't load*

App: why didn't you log in😭 why do you hate me😭😭

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[worstgirleva]

Male socialization is such an evil rhetoric. Yeah I guess not transitioning at the age of 5 is my fault and I'm evil for it. Yeah I guess not having the childhood I wish I did means I'm a danger and I should perpetually apologize for it

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[willgrahamscock]

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

or this pic of me

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”

[ultmateragnarok]

I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.

[nezvladatelna]