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listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other peopleās problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i donāt want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull
youā are biased against my skull
iām not having this argument again man
Adding charms and keychains to random things definitely improves the living experience
the pure of heart can dry swallow any pill
Named the new stray cat outside Footwater because he likes to stand in the birdbath and drink his own foot water.
Footwater hiding his wet little feets in shame.
i canāt wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought
While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can
(three decades into my life) sorry I wasnāt paying attention, can we start again?
just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i donāt want you coming around here anymore. ālisten, toots, weāve been doing some thinking,ā they says, and i says, guess thereās a first time for everything. āyouāre a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, weāve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. weāve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. thereās no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.ā so iām saying back up and give it to me straight: iām the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, āas the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.ā theyāre making it public tomorrow. itās a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought theyād let a woman do it.
Me reading another Agatha Christie novel: I wonder what will happen in THIS one š
Agatha Christie: A murder
Me: Ooooh ššš
remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet
my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his cityās public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planningā¦. like thereās a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning
everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.
i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy
Havenāt seen the vampire lestat yet and I donāt need to because I know itāll just be this
scientist discovers a little animal awww