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predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

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girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

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like or reblog and dont respost or copy

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“Caramelldansen” with every second beat removed

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[secondbeatsongs]

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“Everybody Talks” with every first beat removed

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Lyrics:

aaaaaAAAAAAAAA

(choking noise)

Hey, won’t you lie way, I came for new deer

Hey, butcher g’say, all your tomate figures

I’m a sorry sucker, his hands are tied

Find that body, tip the dogs, but it

(chorus)

It’s with a word

And then I curd

And then my lerd

Hear the chat

To your dad

Mama’s got a bed

I could bite a toxin

(verse 2)

Hey, you could be drunk in my new screamer

Zoo-wee at dollar shock make it and

Mom (jeaaa) butter jibber bond

butter’s tomb

(chorus)

It’s with a word

And then I curd

And then my lerd

Hear the chat

To your dad

Mama’s got a bed

Everybody toxin

(verse 3)

Look, I’ve lived to see the day

When advice wars got weird

(guitar break)

Hey, show me all of your bees fritters

Hey, shut your g’say

(repeat chorus)

Runnin’ Tsareena

Runnin’ Tsareena

Runnin’ Tsareena, it’s bad

Yes, stick the word

When I turned

Bobby took my guitars

Heyyyyyyy

(minecraft death noise)

[dykebluejay]

minecraft death noise i’m WHEEZING-

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HOW TO DONATE TO BLM WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY

a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it will be split between the following, dependent on necessity

brooklyn bail fund

minnesota freedom fund

atlanta action network

columbus freedom fund

louisville community bail fund

chicago bond

black visions collective

richmond community bail fund

the bail project inc

nw com bail fund

philadelphia bail fund

the korchhinski-parquet family gofundme

george floyd’s family gofundme

blacklivesmatter.com

reclaim the block

aclu

turn off your adblocker and do not skip ads. between each time watch 3-5 other videos (mix it up) before restarting. this will ensure you aren’t marked as spam by youtube. mute the tab if you need to focus elsewhere but don’t mute the video itself. and let. it. play.

youtube will donate to blm for you.

please, please reblog. for people who don’t have money to spare, this is incredibly important information to have.

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“Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy with every first beat removed

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Transcription for your enjoyment:

I oom urm suck a cull work a cull uh

Keep like oath

Nothing death do us par

*wonky guitar*

She dance oom urm marry me like eh

She dance oom urman bing bada meh

Stench stench summer ex

Eturn oh hell yez

Died down farmers be

Put your t’your venom me

I oom urm suck a cull work a cull uh

Keep like oath

Nothing death do us par

*wonky guitar 2: electric boogaloo*

She dance oom urm marry me like eh

She dance oom urman bing bada meh

Blood blood blood o lamb

Worth ions ear i

LEFT in CLOTHES are BEANS

BUT qhat EEEE

I oom urm suck a cull work a cull uh

Keep like oath

Nothing death do us par

*wonky guitar pt 3: Return of the King*

~uh~ find ey

Death you my

Eet down mind

Jitty uhmy

~uh~ find ey

Death you my

Eet down mind

Jitty uhmy

She dance oom urm marry me like eh

She dance oom urman bing bada meh

I OOM URM

FUCK A CULL WORK A CULL UH

Keep like oath

Nothing death do us par

I OOM URM

FUCK A CULL WORK A CULL UH

Keep like oath

Nothing death do us par

*wonky guitar 4: Fast and Furious*

*static*

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“All About You” with every other beat removed

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ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

[exai]

this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat

[neonslowpoke]

1v4 you coward

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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now you too can be nostalgic for a game that doesn’t exist

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Video Killed the Radio Star but the radio reception is really bad

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so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[deus-ex-aquila]

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

[sovietsofficial]

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

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the fucking transcript i can’t

[i-am-grell]

help im sobbing

[kitty-sylvie]

This. This is the best thing ever.

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

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things i wish people would understand about plato’s closet

- please don’t get mad at the employees when they tell you they can't accept some items: clearly you’re trying to get rid of it for a reason. if you stopped wearing it because you thought it was ugly, or too pilled or stained or worn, what makes you think that someone else will buy it from the store?

- just because it “still has the tags” doesn’t mean they’re going to accept it: yes, the condition of items does affect whether or not they buy it, but so does the style; if you bought a pair of jeans 6 years ago, just because you never wore them, doesn’t mean they’re still in style.

- don’t get mad at the employees over the amount of money they offer you: employees don’t set the prices of the item; the computer system does based on brand and style. store staff don’t purposely give you low offers, so there's nothing they can do to change that amount.

- things get damaged after they go to the sales floor: just like any other store, sometimes they get messy and inconsiderate customers. clothes can get stained or ripped after they go out. employees would never purposely accept an item that had a coffee stain or seam that was pulled out, so please don’t use “you have stained stuff on your floor” to try and get them to accept more of your items.

- “i’ll take my business elsewhere” means nothing to staff: this applies to most retailers. if you’re going to be rude to them, they would be more than happy if you didn’t come back.

- please don’t complain about a low offer: the way i see it personally, is you can either sell your clothes to plato’s and get 35%~ of what you paid originally, or you can donate your clothes and get nothing in return. of course, you can sell the items privately for a higher price, but you have to wait weeks to get your money.

- please be respectful to the staff: applies to all retailers again; they’re humans too. just because the store didn't meet your standards, or you had a bad experience, doesn't mean you should be rude to the people working. talk to them as if they were your friends, not just some “lowly store clerks”. yelling at a retail employee or calling them things can quite literally ruin their day.

(this post is simply personal opinion, and not affiliated with the plato’s closet brand)

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