I'm in to many fandoms

He/Him, Dork

[unforeseen-idiot]

It will never not be funny to me that Chunky showed up to the DK Rap wearing his Disco outfit, and had to change into his “hip 90s apparel” in a panic.

I hope he hit up the club after this shoot.

[unforeseen-idiot]

Why is it that whenever I search anything on YouTube now I have to scroll through six rows of shorts to get to the actual video I searched for?

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[telemachii]

Hello!! I usually don’t post stuff like this but it’s an urgent situation. A friend of mine is currently is a really rough time where they’re unable to leave their toxic home due to their funds being taken. They’re really trying hard to get out because their parents are homophobic, transphobic, and wanting to control them to the point they may not even be able to attend college. I will be attaching a gofundme below. If you’re unable to donate to it please please please share it around as much as possible. They’re suffering quite a lot because of it and I want to help them as much as I can.

Link here, please share and donate!!

[bug-gribble]

Yellowjackets as WNBA teams 🏀

Taissa Turner: Minnesota Lynx 🐾🐆 - Always a contender. Excellent team. Driven. Charismatic. Their biggest opponent is themselves. GAY.

Van Palmer: New York Liberty 🗽🐘- The personality, the fun, the best mascot in the league. The Libs play with a lot of heart and anyone who is a fan of them is sure to have a great time. GAY

Shauna Shipman: Indiana Fever 🤒♨️ - Who else could it be? The team everyone loves to hate. Not many people feel indifferent to them. But they are the most popular team. They are very skilled but often overshadowed by the drama.

Jackie Taylor: LA Sparks 🌴✨- Beloved team from the origin of the league that has lost some of its sparkle. They have the money, they have all the tools to be excellent, but just aren’t able to step into their Queen Bee role anymore. Can’t blame fans for loving them.

Misty Quigley: Connecticut Sun ☀️🩳- Team that’s been around for ages but has not secured a win. They just really gotta get it together. They try, though. Fans are loyal and chill people.

Natalie Scatorccio: Las Vegas Aces 🃏♠️- Often starting out each season as disorganized and a bit messy, but they never fail to completely lock in and become a force to be reckoned with. Overrated but who can blame anyone for loving them. Easily the most fun team to party with.

Lottie Matthews: Phoenix Mercury 🌡️- Always in playoff contention. Very serious team. Controversial. Tough physicality. You can dislike them, but you cannot deny their ability and magnetism. It’s heliotrope, not purple.

Laura Lee: Seattle Storm ⛈️⚡️ - GAY. Very formative team in the franchise that has lost some luster. Surprisingly fierce competition. Soars to big heights before crashing down.

Mari Ibarra: Dallas Wings 🐴🪽- The team with ✨personality✨ we all root for them so badly but decisions out of their control take them out every damn time. It can be controversial to like them, but that’s just hater behavior. So gay.

Akilah: Washington Mystics 🧙🏾‍♀️🪄- Team Youngblood! Youngest roster. Well-loved by fans everywhere, good sportsmanship. Skilled and versatile.

Travis Martinez: Atlanta Dream 🌙🦅- Underrated team! One of the greats! Less flashy about their accomplishments than other teams but are a solid performer and a backbone of the league.

Javi Martinez: Portland Fire 🔥 🌹- Baby franchise that’s not the best by any stretch but people that like the team are having a good time, that’s what counts. Was away for a long time then came back. Some heartbreaking losses.

Melissa Hat: Golden State Valkyries 👼🗼- Newer franchise that’s quickly came swinging right out of the gate. Hotshots. Hard to dislike because there’s a good earnestness there. Sometimes makes decisions that have you going “girl, what in the hell are you doing?”

Gen: Toronto Tempo 🥁🧮- Newer franchise that’s quickly finding its footing! A skilled team that has good balance. Do not underestimate them!

Coach Ben: Chicago Sky 🏙️🌥️- The team that has many makings of greatness but poor administrative decisions and injuries are always impacting them. Get it together, please.

[unforeseen-idiot]

My sister loves the WNBA, and I could recognize a decent amount of the descriptions you're giving of the teams. Well done.

[chestnutroan]

I think the 'Fruit Sniffer' will be big on here

[unforeseen-idiot]

I'm realizing that Padmé Amidala was definitely a part of my gay awakening. Not in the sense that I am attracted to her as a queer woman, but that I am absolutely obsessed with her as a queer man.

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[dark-lord-lumi]

...Wobbuffett?

[unforeseen-idiot]

Screams in Victreebel.

[unforeseen-idiot]

I can’t wait to use Hana Hyperfixates’ Book of Bill video, homework sheet, and Google Slides presentation as study materials for when I read The Great Gatsby for school this week.

[unforeseen-idiot]

It worked! I got a 98 on my test.

Thank you Hana.

[unforeseen-idiot]

I can’t wait to use Hana Hyperfixates’ Book of Bill video, homework sheet, and Google Slides presentation as study materials for when I read The Great Gatsby for school this week.

[onionflavoredbread]

stop villainizing Karnak please

[unforeseen-idiot]

Thank you. I am a proud member of the Karnak is a deeply beautiful character if you think about it club.

[eldritch-eccentric]

A lot of productions (including the one everyone knows with a slime tutorial on YouTube) play Karnak’s last words as though his power cord broke before he had time to say his actual final insight and the ‘Your lucky number is 7. You will soar to great heights. Be sure to ride the Cyclone’ bit is scraps of his pre-recorded voicelines coming out as he shuts down. This is a valid interpretation, but I’m rather more partial to the way in which he says it in the official cast recording (and also in the production I watched live in London a week ago). In these versions he says it in a warm sort of way that implies that he is still alive and means it.

Think about it: he’s known the precise moment of his own death from the moment he became sentient, making it unlikely that he would be caught off guard by it mid-sentence. Then, there’s the fact that he ‘trades mostly in prophecies that don’t make sense… until they do!’, and if you look closely at his last words, they do seem to have meaning as opposed to being random:

‘Your lucky number is seven.’: there are seven main characters in the show (six choir members + Karnak himself), the meeting of these seven souls resulted in a miracle for Jane/Penny.

‘You will soar to great heights.’: the literal ‘heights’ of the rollercoaster + the ‘high points’ of life, a reminder that not all of life is misery and loss and that there are good things to come.

‘Be sure to ride the Cyclone.’: a meta-reference to the title of the show but also the show is built on the metaphor of life as a ‘ride’, transient and fleeting and often utterly uncontrollable, but also exciting and vibrant. The entire closing song is called ‘It’s Not A Game, It’s Just A Ride’ for that reason.

Karnak’s final insight, translated from the terms he’s communicated exclusively in for most of his existence, reads something like:

“Our meeting was serendipitous. Remember that there are things to come worth living for. Remember to live.”

And I think that’s beautiful.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[omgcheckplease]

raise your hand if you'd like to see Whiskey go absolutely feral in check, please! year five

[unforeseen-idiot]

Please, more Tango.

[udunie]

Okay guys, so on the eve of getting rid of our fucking authoritarian leader, I will tell you how we did it, despite the governments overwhelming media presence and fucking undercover operations against the opposition.

It was actually said best by a Hungarian comic, I'm paraphrasing a bit: If your house is on fire, you can't be like 'well that's not the fireman I imagined'.

I know it's been said a thousand times before, I know everybody is raging against having to vote for a less than ideal candidate, but today has proven that it fucking works. It's the only thing that works. And if the new guy is just a step closer to what you want? That's a fucking win. That's a fucking step in the right direction.

Is Péter Magyar going to usher in gay marriage and UBI? No. But he's not going to ban pride, like Orbán tried. Is he going to cut all ties with Russia? Probably not, but is he going to make sure that we stay in the EU? Fuck yeah. And over Orbán, that's a fucking improvement, and I will take it gladly.

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

Reiterating thar Magyar isn't just imperfect, but that he's explicitly right wing. Not just right wing by some leftist perspective.

However, even then, the Hungarians understood that he was multitudes better that the Putin-fluffing, Trump-tittalating, CPAC-hosting fascist that's Orban. And because of that, they understood the assignment.

That's an assignment certain folks in certain other countries have yet to get.

[strawberry-milkbunny]

Daeron, Baelor and Aemon’s relationship is hilarious no matter how you see it. Daeron is the annoying frat guy that actually manages to conquer Dorne. Aemon is his nerd/jock cousin who is appalled but goes along with it bc it’s his cousin and king and then gets captured by said Dornish only to get saved by his OTHER cousin who thinks he’s Jesus Christ.

Can u imagine being Aemon and seeing BAELOR out of all ppl walking barefoot in a nest of vipers and actually making PEACE with Dorne. And then having to walk naked in the desert with your new king over your shoulder all while wondering wtf is your life. Absolutely absurd and hilarious.

Viserys ii wishes everyday that Aegon is alive. The only reason why he hasn’t drowned himself in alcohol is bc he knows he’s the only reason why Westeros is still functioning/the only person who can actually work under these conditions.

Aemon fully deserves btw only bc he lets Naerys (the apparent woman he loves) get abused by their brother and King hence setting the precedent of Kingsguard while keeping the image of knightly chivalry cursing so many ppl down the line (Jaime Lannister, Arthur Dayne).

[bloodydamnreaperofmars]

I'm too tired to form coherent thoughts and I'll elaborate on this in the future but

Loras' and Tommen's little friendship is really important to me because of the way little Tommen finally managed to find the brother he had always dreamt of, not someone like Joffrey but a big brother he could actually look up too. And Loras… he's just clinging to his duty as a brother now, just to protect Margaery like he couldn't protect Renly, to do whatever it takes for his family… just for as long as it's necessary and then go to a suicide mission to Dragonstone in a mix of revenge and guilt… so that's all he is now. Just a brother. And a brother is just what Tommen needs. So Loras sees this little kid who needs him… and more importantly needs him to be Loras, to be the Knight of Flowers, not the man who lost his mind and murdered his own fellow kingsguards. So he must be something more than just a sword protecting the sister he loves: he must be a brother again . The brother Margaery has watched disappear bit by bit. He must try to find the way back to who he was before, not just for his sake but for his little brother's the sake of the kid he's now sworn to protect too. (Also maybe in a way to try and soothe the guilt of "I couldn't save Renly the King even though it was my duty" by having a second chance of proving himself as the protector everyone believes him to be, instead of leaning into the part of himself that's starting to look too much like the Smiling Knight instead) (hello jaime lannister how's it going)