I am rooted, but I flow

when the old ache arrives, I remind it that we live differently now • 30 • Canadian • queer af • she/her

[sandersstudies]

EVERYBODY post your struggle/lazy/easy/low spoons go-to meals so when we all struggle next we can explore the notes.

Flavored brats/sausages with cheese or fruit etc can be delicious air-fried and plain, and wrapped in a paper towel and eaten by hand without dirtying plates and cutlery. (If you’re up to it, add buns/side/toppings to your ability level.)

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[stuckinapril]

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

[blockbustervideos]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) S02E02 ♱ Some Assembly Required

[calendials]

Jenny Calendar + text post meme

✦ BTVS text post memes ✦

[lenaluthorssuitcollection]

ms. jenny calendar in her very first episode: calls giles old on three separate occasions, complains about white men gatekeeping knowledge, shows up late and hungover to her own class, calls herself a technopagan, exorcises a demon from the internet and shocks giles by implying she has a nipple piercing which she lost in his library. jenny calendar nobody will ever do it like you.

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[waterandsilver]

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

[waterandsilver]

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[laufeysons-archive]

"I know what you're after." buffy rewatch -> welcome to the hellmouth (1.01)

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

#I love how he’s like ‘what’s wrong with her?’ as if he’s not the freak in this situation 😭 (tags via @minkyumami)

[lamignonette]

[teatimewithgiles]

btvs + tumblr text posts

[buffygifs]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 6.18 | "ENTROPY" “Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard. You can’t ever put them back the way they were. I’m sorry, it’s just… you know, it takes time. You can’t just… have coffee and expect—. There’s just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides. You have to learn if…if we’re even the same people we were. If you can fit in each other’s lives. It’s a long, important process and… Can we just skip it?”

[yorgen-sh]