[dtupdating]

SAPNAP posted a sub tweet!

[ataraxianne]

I'm too emotional to properly function BUT LOOK

LOOK HOW BLITZØ IS PROTECTING STOLAS

LOOK HOW STOLAS IS CLINGING TO HIM

[loserschmoozer-deactivated20250]

I can’t stop thinking about a stolitz and huskerdust double date that consists of stolas and angel just excitedly yapping for hours on end and blitz and husk sat with their beers just watching their lanky twig bitches and exchanging like one sentence conversations every half hour.

stolas: and then when the policeman shows up and starts fucking you but has to call for back up because-

stolas & angel: ‘these dirty holes are downright criminal’ *giggled laughter*

angel: yeah, that was one of my finer performances!

stolas: oh it was just splendid! you’re a master of your art! now do tell, how does one achieve such perfect eyeliner *resting his chin on his hands and kicking his feet under the table*

angel: oh NOW you’re getting personal, makeup hacks are only something I share with my closest of friends

stolas: ah, I see…

angel: SO, it’s all in the way you hold the product…

/meanwhile/

blitzø: so like, the first time he topped did it humble you and make you rethink your entire existence

husk: *grumbles in agreement*

blitzø: ditto

*clinks glasses*

[purplesound]

mean lesbian

[fuckthcistem]

[mundayme]

"dealing with a client"

[flynnus-01]

sorry for the shitty screenshot but this frame is KILLING ME

[dnftopia]

the dnf holy cow moment was objectively one of the sickest craziest moments to ever happen Because we were watching dream realize how much he was attracted to his boy best friend live in front of literally three hundred thousand viewers . Can u imagine

[fleshgerm]

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CRIPPLING ANGST BETWEEN THESE TWO

[unfortunateaffirmations]

“Here in the garden

Let's play a game

I'll show you how it's done

Here in the garden

Stand very still

This'll be so much fun

And then she smiled, that's what I'm after

A smile in her eyes, the sound of her laughter

Happy to listen

Happy to play

Happily watching her drift away

Happily waiting

All on my own

Under the endless sky

Counting the seconds, standing alone

As thousands of years go by

Happily wondering, night after night

Is this how it works?

Am I doing it right?

Happy to listen

Happy to stay

Happily watching her drift away

You keep on turning pages, for people who don't care

People who don't care about you

And still it takes you ages

To see that no one's there

See that no one's there

See that no one's there

Everyone's gone on without you

Finally something

Finally news

About how the story ends

She doesn't exist now

Survived by her son

And all of her brand new friends

Isn't that lovely?

Isn't that cool?

And isn't that cruel?

And aren't I a fool to have

Happily listened

Happy to stay

Happily watching her drift

Drift..

Drift away…