STFU AND GTFO

Cashiers against rude ass customers, and baffled by the daily stupidity.

[waltgifs]

[unfortunatecashiers]

such wonderful things surround you, what more is you looking for?

[internetdouchebag]

"can I have another sauce?" "they’re 25¢ extra”

[meladoodle]

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[gifcraft]

[donnamissal]

[sassenach-kiss]

this movie was gold

[google-suggest]

[gjmueller-deactivated20181226]

New device allows brain to bypass spinal cord, move paralyzed limbs

For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use Neurobridge, an electronic neural bypass for spinal cord injuries that reconnects the brain directly to muscles, allowing voluntary and functional control of a paralyzed limb.

[rimjobular-blog]

this picture tells my whole life story

[artballin]

[unfortunatecashiers]

>.<

[officialunitedstates]

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

?? what kind of watch do you have

[officialunitedstates]

[twitterscreencaps]

[biancha-j]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[ausonia]

Moon Bridge

[mothzs]

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

[damnitsizzi]

With determination.

[vasuki-blog]

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

[southpauz]

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

[abrownqueen]

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lordvoldything]