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I use IbisPaint X and sometimes Adobe Fresco. The brushes I use are digital brush on ibis paint X and the vector jitter brush on Adobe Fresco. I mainly draw on ipad but my other drawings were drawn on my phone and laptop

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Hi, a proper (?) introduction post.

I am unfortunatelyUltimate/UU, I am a minor. I am mainly interested in Homestuck but I have a vague interest in Splatoon, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I am also black i forgot to mention that sorry

My favourite characters from previously mentioned media's are Jade Harley, Terezi Pyrope, and Equius Zahhak (Homestuck) Marie, Marina Ida, and Agent 8 (Splatoon).

Disclaimers under the cut. Also a really cute gif, hi jade!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every artwork I post is mine, and I won't post anything else on this account.

I do not post any of my art on Instagram, Pinterest, Twitter or TikTok, if you happen to come across my artworks on any of those platforms or others, please let me know through my Ask.

If you have any requests or concerns, also put them through my Ask, I will not be accepting DMs nor will I be giving out my username(s) on other platforms such as Discord.

If you are a Pro/darkshipper or any other variant, do not interact with me or my posts. If you are an adult, do not interact with me or my posts.

Please do not follow my blog for any specific sort of fandom I most likely will NAUT be sticking to a singular one...!!

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Regenerated my ai art.

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Happy pride....

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very crappy speedpaint. drawn on jspaint.

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Rose + Jake art requests........ :-)

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Hello, chat! Here are todays artworks... <:-)

Also the song that was supposed to go with caliborn's drawing.

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Okay She Got Better But I Cant Be Assed To Finish Homura

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I FUCKING HATE DIRKJAKE BECAUSE ITS ALWAYS ABOUT FUCKING DIRK NEVER JAKE ALWAYS ANGST ITS ALWAYS ANGST I LIKE ANGST BUT PLEASE TALK ABOUT JAKE NOT JUST DIRK I FUCKING HATE YOU DIRK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID GLASSES EVEN THOUGH YOU LOOK BALD WITHOUT THEM I HATE YOUR PUSHED BACK HAIRLINE AND YOUR OLD MAN ALDI SHOES I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE YOU WEARING A HAT ON A SHIRT BECAUSE YOUR HAIR IS TOO GELLED UP AND YOU DONT WANNA RUIN IT NO WONDER JAKE GHOSTED YOU I WOULD TOO IF I HAD SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT BOYFRIEND EXCEPT I DONT LIKE MEN AND EVEN IF I DID I WOULD NEVER DATE A SELF PITYING SELF VILLAINISING BITCH ASS NIGGA WITH CHRONIC I HATE MYSELF SYNDROME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IF I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WERE A POSITIVELY IMPACTFUL CHARACTER BUT NO YOU'RE JUST SOME BUM WHO PROBABLY BUYS HIS SHOES FROM FUCKING LIDL AND ONLY TREATS HIMSELF ONCE EVERY LEAP YEAR TO A SAFEWAY CHEESECAKE I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL I HOPE YOU SUFFER THE WORST FATE EVER I HOPE YOU ROLL YOUR ANKLE ON HALLOWEEN AND HAVE TO BE FORCED TO WALK AROUND IN A DUMBASS COSTUME SAYING "Trick or treat," IN THAT STUPID MONOTONE VOICE OF YOURS I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU WALK THE WAY THAT YOU TALK I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU DRESS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKING HAATTEEEE YOOOUUUUUUU I HOPE YOU DIE DIRK STRIDER I HOPE YOU CHOKE AND GAG ON YOUR OWN UNWASHED SALTY ASS DICK THAT IS IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS YOU HOTDOG SHAPED BITCH YOUR LEGS ARE BUILT LIKE A COUPLE OF CYLINDERS WITH HAIRS POKING OUT LIKE A FUCKING INSECT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE UOU I HATE UOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IHATE YOU IHATE YOU IHAE YOU AIHATE YOYUATIHETA DIEHEHWAUSVEEHFUF I HATE YOU DIDEODIEJDIEFIEIDIEIDIEDIEEIDEIEDIEIDIEDIEIDEIDEIDWIDIEDIEEDIDEIDIDEIDIEIDEIDIEIDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE YOU ARE THE REAson WHY THE WORLD IS THE WAY IT IS NOW YOU ARE THE REASON WHY BABIES CRY YOU ARE MY 12TH REASON WHY I HATE YOU DIRK STRIDER I HATE YOU DIRK STRIDER I HATE!!!! YOU!!!! KIRK!!!!!!!!! STRIDER!!!!!! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY ICE CREAM MELTS YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THERE WAS A HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THE OCEAN IS GOING TO BECOME ACIDIC YOU ARE THE REASON WHY IDIOTS GO CAVE DIVING YOU ARE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE FALL DOWN THE STAIRS YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THE DINOSAURS WERE WIPED OUT YOU ARE THE REASON WHY EVERY SINGLE TRAGEDY HAS OCCURRED ANY AND ALL TRAGEDIES LEAD BACK TO DIRK STRIDER THE REASON WHY PEOPLE WEEP IS BECAUSE OF YOU. SHAME ON YOU DIRK STRIDER SHAME. ON. YOU. NO ONE LOVES YOU NO ONE WANTS YOU NO ONE EVER WANTED YOU NO ONE HAS AND WILL EVER THINK OF YOU YOU DESERVE TO BE PUT IN AN ISOLATION CHAMBER NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN BY THE OUTSIDE WORLD ONLY TO BE FED OAT WATER AND BLADES OF GRASS WITH NO OUTSIDE STIMULATION THERE IS NO ONE AND NOTHING I HAVE EVER HATED MORETHAN YOU DIRK STRIDER IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU AND GETTING FLAYED GUESS WHAT I WOULD CHOOSE NOT DIRK STRIDER IWAS PUT ONTO THIS EARTH TO HATE YOU I WAS BORN A SAGITTARIUS SO I COULD KICK YOU WITH MY HIND LEGS AND SHOOT YOU WITH MINE ARROWS

EVERY TIME I OPEN ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN LOOKING FOR JAKE ENGLISH FANFICTION GUESS WHO'S THERE DIRK STRIDER AND FRIENDS/DIRK EXCLUSIVE BURDENS THAT ALWAYS TAINT EVERY SINGLE FAN FICTION FEATURING DIRK "DICK STROKER" STRIDER HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF ILLEGALLY INTRUDING ON EVERY PIECE OF FANMADE MEDIA ABOUT HOMESTUCK YOU GO GET A JOB AT LONG JOHN SILVERS OR WHATEVER AT LEAST THEN YOU'LL BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN FUCKING UP PEOPLES LIVES YOU CHOO CHOO TRAIN PIECE OF SHIT WHENEVER YOU ENTER A ROOM THE AIR GETS 100 TIMES INFINITY THICKER AS YOUR STENCH KICKS IN AND EVERYONE WITHIN A ONE HUNDRED MILE RADIUS OF YOU HAS TO TAKE A HIT FROM THEIR ASTHMA PUMP BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU REEK "WHAT WE NEED IS NO DIRKS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ME" I COULD WRITE 100 SONGS FOR EVERY MONTH OF EVERY YEAR OF MY LIFE AND NONE OF THEM COULD MEASURE UP TO THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING HATRED I HOLD FOR YOU DIRK STRIDER I RECOIL AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR NAME LIKE IT'S SOME UNIMAGINABLE CURSE BUT NO IT'S JUST THE NAME OF SOME GUY WHO WEARS BLUE JEANS AND SLACKS OR WHATEVER I'M TOO GODDAMN GOOD FOR THIS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A GUY OF YOUR LOWLIFE VARIETY WOULD WEAR ANY ELDERLY NEAR YOU NIGH INSTANTANEOUSLY HAS TO PRESS THEIR LIFE ALERT BECAUSE YOU STINK OF SO MUCH MISERY AND AMMONIA THAT IT IMMEDIATELY ATTACKS THEIR RESPIRATORY SYSTEM LEADING TO AN ASTHMA ATTACK THE SOAP IN YOUR SHOWER SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING RUBBED ACROSS YOUR BODY THEY TELL STORIES ABOUT YOU AROUND THE CAMPFIRE LIKE YOU'RE SOME GODDAMN GHOST LEGEND OR SOME SHIT THATS HOW BAD YOU ARE D*RK STR*DER OR SHOULD I SAY DORK STRIDER DESPITE HOW CRINGY IT IS

IF I WROTE AN ELEGY ABOUT YOU THE PAPER WOULDN'T BE LONG ENOUGH TO TRULY EXPRESS HOW I FEEL MY LUNGS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HOLD ENOUGH AIR FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY POUR OUT ALL MY FEELINGS

ALL I WISH FOR AT MY FUNERAL IS TO HAVE MY HEART AND BRAIN TAKEN OUT, HAVE ALL THE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS EXTRICATED FROM THOSE TWO ORGANS AND PUT INTO A COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT WOULD RUN FOREVER TRANSCRIBING MY HATE FOR YOU

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I'm another anon+ this footw64 guy sent me fucking futa porn and asked me if I drew that even thought I said from the get go that I don't do porn requests, and even after he sent me the sfw request he still send me this gore drawing?? Like, dude, I already said I don't do nsfw can you STOP SENDING nsfw that I didn't ask for? my worry about this guy is that they seem to be dming artists that are minors, that's pretty weird 😐, I HOPE that this person is conscious enough to NOT send unsolicited porn to kids but what do I know, he sent me that shit and I don't publicly share my age. I saw their ask on an account that said to don't dm them if you're not 14 so that person is CLEARLY a kid. Even if they're a minor themselves I feel like it's plain disrespectful to send unsolicited porn to people, I was freaked the fuck out and I'm an adult, I can't even imagine something like that happening to a kid. Also their way of asking for free art is weird as hell, I didn't even have requests open when he asked for it in asks, he said I did suggestive art which I guess??? I do artistic nudity sometimes but we all know that's WAYY different from plain nsfw right?? And most of the time it's just anatomy studies. Now I'm paranoid as SHIT because I really don't want people to confuse my art blog for a nsfw one and be sent nsfw requests. I'm sorry this is a long one, I'm just mad at the guy.

OH MY GOD WHAT????? IM SO SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU I DIDNT KNOW THEY DID THAT IM SO SORRY ITS OKAY TO BE MAD IN THAT KIND OF SITUATION

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Hey, don't worry about Footw64, I suggest ignoring them, they're going around asking the same thing to everyone and being really rude about it.

i didn't realise they had such a reputation??

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HI GUYS HERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY LINEUP SLOPS THIS TOOK ME OBER A WEEK IM NOT FIMSIHJNG IT THE DESIGNS SUCK IM SORRY

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I redrew my dancestor lineup from like a year ago. Left to right, newest to oldest. Thank you.

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The NGE ending music is so good.

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Happy 413! Sorry for the late art i had a drawing scheduled but it sucked so.

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what year is it

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Lrsbian