unfortunatemi

jus buy me sneakers

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[milksockets]

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

[smileyyiyy]

[awisa-moved]

babygirl you would not believe the amount of tabs i have open

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

do you know how much chaos It took to be this calm

[we-67]

Say what you have to say. Life is short and we don’t read minds

[hexanediol]

my life

[shiftythrifting]

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

[artenega]

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], but surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

[toastbutteregg]

credit scores are such a scam tbh

[toastbutteregg]

[flowerytale]

Susan Sontag, from “The Dummy”, featured in I, Etcetera: Stories

[lesbiansgoal]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[amateur]

[ruinedchildhood]