sort your fucking roots out

this is where i hide my shitty sense of humor

[melonmemes]

[fuckyeahjessicalange]

[barbiegirls]

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

[betterthankanyebitch]

[coleeeflower]

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

[theaceoffours]

BE…

OUR…

GUEST

[romulanwarbird]

my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver

[emmy4keri]

[pettyqueen]

why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone

[feat]

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

[reallyabitch]

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

[gnarly]

When you see someone talking to bae

[awwww-cute]

[ittybittypiggys-deactivated2015]

[realitytvgifs]

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

[ujne]

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better