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eris-the-phantom-thief​:

Hana started giggling at Hajime sputtering at being splashed, but she hadn’t seen him splashing her back coming. “Eeep!” She squeaked playfully. Clearly her attempt to try to get him to smile had worked, and now it was time to make the most of it.

She hopped down from the tidepools so he wouldn’t be able to fall in and hurt himself, and made her way to the beach. ‘This‘ll even the playing ground and be more fun.’ When she got to the water she dove in and swam around as she lay in wait for him. ‘The bag with my clothes and other stuff is there so he’ll probably figure out I’m here…’

Hana couldn’t help but feel almost giddy at having someone to play with. Normally she spent her time at the beach just searching for shells, or surfing on her own. For her it was one of the few places she could be alone, and after school days with obnoxious classmates she needed it more than ever.

“Huh?” When she ran away, he blinked in surprise for a moment, mentally going over the last few seconds. She didn’t seem upset. More like she was playing around.

Did she want him to follow her?

...Ugh. He was overthinking this. At the very least, he should go make sure she didn’t slip and fall on a rock or something. He climbed down from the tide pools after her, but it seemed she could cover a lot more ground than her short stature might imply.

“Uh, hello?” Too late he realized he hadn’t even asked for her name yet. This social interaction was going great. He scanned the beach. There was a blip of something laying on the beach so he made his way over to it, noticing soon enough that it was the bag she had been carrying earlier. 

A concerned frown crossed his face. They weren’t very far at all from the part of the beach he’d been moping around. This water still didn’t look very safe for swimming. He stood at the shore with his arms crossed over his chest.

“Seriously...? Didn’t I just say we shouldn’t swim around here?” He scanned the choppy water intently for a sign of her red swimsuit lurking underneath.

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"Is it alright if I fall asleep here?" With a small yawn she sits beside him and soon after rests her head on his shoulder. Even if he said no, it was too late. She had already fallen asleep and there was no waking her now that she was sleeping.

"If you’re tired you should go sleep in your cottage-” Hinata stopped short as her head fell onto his shoulder and he jolted slightly in surprise from the unexpected closeness. She was so warm; the heat felt contagious, spreading to his face. “...You’re already asleep, aren’t you?”

He sighed and crossed his arms and tried to settle in for the long haul, to no avail. No matter how much he wriggled he couldn’t seem to relax as instantly as Nanami could. He made a soft sound of frustration.

“No, no. I can’t do this.” Flustered, he reached out and gently shook her shoulder. “Come on, Nanami-san. Wake up.”

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@justeverydayakechi​ answered:

“Sorry, I was busy being in prison,” Akechi snapped sardonically. Well, not prison exactly, but close enough to make the point. “I didn’t have my phone on me.”

But he did read them. All together, his history of missed messages, on the ride to Leblanc--his temporary lodging until he could find an apartment. That Ren continued to write to him at all, presumably thinking he was...gone... It wasn’t expected. Had it been a mistake not to tell him...?

“Excuses,” Ren replied without skipping a beat, but his eyes were unsteady. They roamed over Akechi’s face restlessly, trying to remember how he used to look compared to now. It didn’t help that the last time he’d seen him, they’d been fighting to the death.

Akechi looked... less angry, more tired. Like whatever had happened in that palace, behind that wall, had taken a bit of his fighting spirit in exchange for his life. Ren still wanted to know how this was possible at all, but for now...

God. The feeling of seeing him with his own two eyes again really was indescribable. Relief and joy and disbelief and the smallest ember of frustration that had yet to be fanned into a flame.

“...Do you have your phone now?” Ren couldn’t help but ask, twisting the washcloth between his hands in unconscious agitation. Those messages were never intended to be read, yet he refused to feel shame for them.

They were his own private form of grieving for a friendship that had never quite bloomed to its full potential, poisoned to the roots by secrecy and future betrayals. Each one was a scattered seed full of his regrets and his hopes, sown into a garden that he knew would never grow.

Until now. Now, he didn’t know what to think, but he intended to find out.

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justeverydayakechi​:

“Do you not?” Akechi’s voice lilted mock-curiously, and he folded his hands (bare, as he’d grown out of the habit of wearing gloves) together on the table. “I wouldn’t be so sure of that, looking at your track record of narrow escapes. But I suppose the only way to know for sure would be to use up the rest of them…”

It was peculiar, talking about these sorts of things again. As if either of them still rode the adrenaline highs of infiltrating a palace or obliterating shadows, risking their lives in the Metaverse that no longer existed. It would be a lie to say there weren’t things he missed about it…

Ren laughed out loud at the suggestion, but quietly, making sure not to disturb the other Jazz Jin patrons too much. The sound easily worked itself through the smooth musical ambience like ripples in a pond, petering out into a comfortable silence.

“...Is that your way of telling me you want to do something risky?” he asked after a moment of thought. Despite his currently sedate lifestyle, the heart of a thrill seeker still beat in Ren’s chest and he found no reason to put that spirit to rest just yet. They were still young, after all. Might as well live life to the fullest.

He leaned forward in his seat with keen interest sparkling behind his glasses. “Want to try blowfish? Or maybe ride the tallest rollercoaster in the world?"

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eris-the-phantom-thief​:

“Octopuses!” Hana chirped as she removed her hoodie cover up and stuck in in her bag, she didn’t want it to get wet if she wasn’t going to swim. While she was shy about her body and especially her scars, she has skin makeup to cover them when she was at the beach.

Her swimsuit was a fairly cute red bikini with red spots. The top from the front resembled a large bow with straps on her shoulders. The bottom was similar with two bows on the side of her hips. Another Yukari design that she had asked to model for her.

Hana snapped a couple pictures with a bright smile on her face, “there’s also anemones and starfish if you look closer!” However he didn’t look like he was feeling any better…

A mischevious smile crept onto her face as she put her camera away. While he stared at some of the animals in the water she brought her hands to the water and started to splash him!

Octopi? He’d never seen any that looked like this. He was more used to the plump red kind you’d see served on a plate. He’d been about to say as much, but when he raised his eyes from the tide pool, he saw something else red that made the words die in his throat.

“...” Yeah, that train of thought was completely gone now. He snapped his hanging mouth shut with a click of teeth and looked back down again hurriedly. The back of his neck felt a little warm now, from more than just the sun.

“Uh, anemones, huh? Which are those again?” He leaned in closer to get a better look...

Only to get a face full of salty water instead!

“Pbbtpbbt-” He sputtered unintelligibly on the fishy tasting liquid, the shock of the sudden sneak attack sending him rocking off balance right onto his butt with a wet squelch. He blinked the slight sting from his eyes, wondering if a wave had hit him. However, it soon became apparent from the mischief on the girl’s face who the real culprit was. “...What the hell?!”

Oh, it was on. Maybe some guys would take that lying down, but he got back up onto his knees, reached in for a handful of water, and splashed her right back. “Hah! How do you like it?”

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@justeverydayakechi​ answered:

“So...just an adult beverage, then. Formula is just coffee for babies; you could make an analogy that shallow about anything.”

Akechi couldn’t believe he was having this argument, but he was even more opposed to Ren getting away with such a stupid remark. If he were trying to rile Akechi up, the other was stifling his own effect by nursing his own mug.

...

‘Nursing’... God. His only hope was that Ren hadn’t noticed his expression twitch with the realization that the mental image has stuck its landing.

No such luck. Ren’s smile widened knowingly, almost as if he could sense that he’d just ruined the rest of Akechi’s day with the niggling thought.

“No, listen.” He pushed up his glasses even though they weren’t even slipping. Just for the added effect. “It’s like how when babies get cranky, they need their bottle so they’ll stop crying. Well, I see so many grouchy people come through here in the morning, but once they get their cup of joe, they’re just peachy. Seems familiar, right?”

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piiercinggaze​:

“You’re better off doing other exercises if you wanted toned abs, bud. Russian twists, planks,  squats, all of those are better than just sit ups. ”

          Really, he thought kids in high school would have a better effort in being active and about. Keiji could tell that the other was clearly disinterested in the more difficult exercises. If only there were easier ways for muscle gain and athleticism… but alas, it was something that must be accumulated over time. 

“I’d say being fit certainly helps your chances. But you got charm at least. Sara mentioned a Ryoko now that I think back. Any chance that could be the person you’re trying to impress?”

Just the sound of all those exercises was making Joe start to zone out. He dipped further into his own thoughts, an idle fantasy of going to the beach with Ryoko and showing off some sweet abs crossing his mind’s eye...

But then-!

Suddenly hearing the name of the person he’d just been thinking about spoken out loud was so startling, Joe stumbled backwards in shock. “Woah. Woah.” He held out both hands for a moment and closed his eyes to calm himself down. When they opened again, they were sparkling with excitement. “Dude... Are you psychic or somethin’?! Can ya tell the future, too?!”

Man, cops could do it all.

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"I hope you fall off a cliff, and then Superman swoops down and catches you and then drops you from higher."

"Y’b’lieve’n him, too?” The words came out slightly slurred before he swallowed down his stolen bite of Akechi’s snack. An amused smile crossed his lips, making it obvious that he didn’t fear retribution one bit. “Do you think he’s friends with Santa Claus?”

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‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’ Keiji to Joe!

“Ohhh, I geddit! It’s all about killing ‘em with kindness.” Joe sounded quite confident for someone who was only half-certain that he was using the term correctly. “Like,” he put on his very best sarcastic tone, “Hey, Keiji-san. Nice bleach job. It reeeally suits you.”

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"Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?"

“Well, it wasn’t really my idea, I just helped out a little. Cake is cake though, right?” Makoto looked down at the tray he’d been tasked with passing out, then back up at Togami uncertainly. “So do you want one or...?”

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justeverydayakechi​: 

That…wasn’t the point. Ren thought he was being cute. He wasn’t.

“Care to test your luck again?” Akechi countered with a rather grim smirk.

An innocuous suggestion, considering he no longer had a gun or the will to truly kill the other, but it’s the threat that counts.

Ren didn’t think he was being cute. He was cute and he knew it. He propped his chin on his hand. “Hm. Maybe not. I’m not a cat, so I don’t have nine lives to spare... unlike you.”

...Too soon? Nah.

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piiercinggaze​:

                  He finds this kind of encounter almost comical. Sure, he took just a bit of pride in toned appearance. Yet, this type of strength was accumulated ever since his sights were set on law enforcement. Keiji occasionally surprises himself that he still maintained himself this way.

“You looking to gain some muscle yourself, Joe?”

                    Humoring him, he thinks about his daily regiment. Most of his time was spent running around, general workout intervals, and occasionally weight training when he felt like he could stand being in a gym for an hour or two. 

“It’s not just all weight training. A lot of endurance too. I’m sure once we’re out, I can give you a full run down to be like your friendly policeman. Maybe during down time you can start by doing the basic push up or sit up.”

“P-Push-ups...?” Even though he’d been the one to ask, Joe couldn’t help but make a pained face. He wasn’t that great at P.E. He was fairly certain even Sara could do more of those than him, which was only mildly humiliating. She was pretty strong for a girl her size. “Uh, I think I’ll stick to sit-ups. Core strength is like, super important, yeah? And ladies dig a six-pack!”

He wondered if Ryoko liked abs. His gaze became faraway as he seriously considered the matter. “...Don’t they?”

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eris-the-phantom-thief​:

“Well…there some good places to find shells on land, and there are some interesting spots…” she pointed over to the tide pools, “I don’t get shells from there but it’s a good place to just take a look without getting wet…”

It was her policy to never take things from the tide pools, mostly on the grounds that they were smaller ecosystems than the vast ocean. Look but don’t touch. Much like how she preferred people treat her if they were to actually interact most of the time.

She hesitated on taking his hand to show him over, but then her skin was covered by the sleeves of her coverup. Ultimately she settled on taking his hand, and leading him over the tide pools.

When they arrived the tide pools were a marvel, sparkling clear water with a variety of tiny nightly colored sea creatures, there was even sighs of coral showing up! Hana fished through her bag and pulled out her camera, thankfully the case she put on was waterproof Incase she dropped it.

Hinata always did have trouble saying ‘no’ to girls. At her imploring look, he gave in fairly easily with a reluctant, “...Well, I guess it couldn’t hurt to take a look.”

Still, he didn’t expect her to take his hand of all things. “Woah, hold on a sec-” She wasn’t strong enough to haul him up, but he scrambled to his feet anyways to keep up and found himself being led like a horse to water, nearly stumbling over the suddenly rocky terrain. They were bumpy enough that he didn’t slip, despite being so wet.

When they finally reached a good enough spot, Hinata reclaimed his hand and looked around himself, then directly down. His eyes widened a little in surprise. There was a lot more things in that big puddle than he’d been expecting.

“...What are those?” He found himself asking, squinting into the tide pool and pointing out the dark, squiggly creatures with his finger. He didn’t have a particular interest in marine life, but they definitely looked strange enough to pique his curiosity. Careful about his balance, he squatted down to get a better a look and hugged his knees.

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(Danganronpa is on sale on Steam you funky muns so if you've never experienced this emotional rollercoaster wreck I highly recommend it. :3c)

[vhsmeme]

* twitter meme starters

‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’

‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’

*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*

‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’

‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’

‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’

‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off  any skeletons to get to it. ’

‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am.  ’

‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’

‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’

‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’  

‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’

‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’

‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’

‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’ 

‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’

‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’  

‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’    

‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’

‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’

‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’  

‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’

‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’  

‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’

‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’ 

‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’  

‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’

‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’

‘ do not beef shame me. ’

‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’

‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’

‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’

‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’

‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’

‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’

‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’  

‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’

‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’  

‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’

‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’

‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’

‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’

‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’

‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’  

‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’

‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’

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piiercinggaze​:

Keiji has appeared! What to do?

Pet

Admire

Kick

Marry

> 𝙰𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚎.

Joe had been eyeing Keiji for a while now, but it was only until the others were out of earshot that he moved in closer to speak to him in a low, almost conspiratorial tone.

“...Hey, man. So like, your biceps are the size of my head, right? I was wonderin’... what kinda exercises d'ya even do to get muscles like that?” Q-taro was even bigger, of course, but that guy was a pro athlete. Joe had never seen a policeman this built.

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eris-the-phantom-thief​:

She sat next to him on the smooth patch, “Do you need someone to talk to… you look a bit down…” Hana curled her long tan legs close to her body, his expression was one she knew to well. As it was one she wore herself most of the time. “I collect, give, and make some shells into things… would you like to swim with me…?”

Normally Hana wasn’t fond of taking to someone who she didn’t know, but at the same time it didn’t sit right to just leave him there. That and at least Akihiko wouldn’t be able to bitch at her for swimming alone.

“I know a safe spot in this area…”

“...Eh?” Hinata blinked in surprise at the unexpected offer, then looked down at himself. “Uh. Thanks for the offer, but I’m not really dressed for it.” He wasn’t even wearing a swimsuit under these pants. In retrospect, he hadn’t really planned this well at all, but he wasn’t spontaneous enough to just go splashing around in the water in his underwear with some girl he just met.

Even if she was apparently very kind. And cute.

...Damn it. His self-consciousness deepened at how uncool he was acting right now and he grimaced slightly at himself. “You came here to do your own thing, right? Don’t worry about me. I’m fine.”