Less depresso more espresso

Yeah, i dont know anymore. Im alive yet dead so welcome i guess

[alittlebitshrinking]

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[helendamnationx]

Just want to make sure people are aware that the artist is on ArtStation and many of these, including the longing stare at witch one, are in fact for sale as prints for highly reasonable prices - the cheapest option being an 8 by 12 art poster for 18 US dollars (plus shipping).

[the-heart-of-leo]

HERE’S HIS WEBSITE

Not only will you get to see the hilarious names of these works but usually a short story and a detailed look at his work progress!

He also does a lot of werewolf art which I adore!

[ungodlyamountsofcaffeine]

Hey ed friends, any advice on how to lose inches off my hips?

I'm down about 9.4kgs so far over about 2 months (slow progress but none the less I'm losing 😅☺️) but my hip size really hasn't changed 😣

[ungodlyamountsofcaffeine]

I've lost 5kgs over a week holy fuck......

I can't wait to get down to my first goal weight, which to most won't be a huge thing since I'm a fat fucking pig but if I can get to 84kgs then I'll finally leave being obese and gross

[ungodlyamountsofcaffeine]

God I hate myself

TW for talks about weight

I know that losing weight should be done slowly and that a healthy person eats at least 1200 calories a day but I'm literally celebrating the fact that thanks to me not eating as much as I used to for a week (tomorrow) now I've lost 4kgs already.

I hate the fact that my stomach grumbles but it's not for the fact I'm hungry anymore but for the fact that I don't want people to hear it and ask me if I'm hungry 😂

I can't wait to be smaller tbh, I want to fit into the clothing style I love and not look fat, I want to have arms that don't have gross flab on them.

And most of all I want my partner to be able to lift me up!

[ungodlyamountsofcaffeine]

Shoutout to my stomach growling at work so fucking loudly, still ate my low cal lunch to appear normal as I descend into this hellhole again........

But it'll be worth it to be skinny and beautiful again, light enough for my boyfriend to lift me without issue, small enough for all the good outfits.

[strange-macaroni]

♡Reblog to hit your gw by Christmas ♡

[dying-of-fat]

It's gotten to the point where I genuinely can't go on Pinterest to look at outfits and decor (the actual reason I have the app) without downloading a bunch of thinspo

[barbiedaisy]

✨️ In the first 3 month of 2024, you are going to lose more than 10 kgs / 22 lbs. Share this to claim this energy into your life ✨️

[aquamarine-xsm]

🍭 I will lose weight fast 🍭

🎀 I will lose weight fast 🎀

✨️ I will lose weight fast ✨️

💖 I will lose weight fast 💖

🩰 I will lose weight fast 🩰

⛸️ I will lose weight fast ⛸️

[bowiemeals]

lunch bowl !! 🥬🍚

186 kcal

.5 cup mixed rice - 120 kcal

1 cup portobello mushrooms - 20 kcal

2 cups spinach - 14 kcal

1 yellow squash - 32 kcal

[dreamsicle-bones]

80 Calorie Pancake Recipe~✨💛

Y’all ain’t even READY FOR THIS….

Here’s the ingredients:

¼ tsp baking powder - 0cal

¼ tsp salt - 0cal

2 tbsp flour - 50cal (the one I use is all purpose and 25cal per tbsp)

3 tbsp egg whites - 25cal (I use egg beaters but you can choose to use whatever you want)

A couple packets of a 0cal sweetener - 0cal

1 tbsp Mrs. Butterworths sugar free syrup - 5cal

^^(THIS SYRUP IS A BLESSING, it’s 20cal for ¼ cup but I only used a tbsp so the calories are SUPER LOW💕)

Directions:

Heat up a pan of your choosing, doesn’t really matter the size.

Measure out your ingredients and put them into a bowl.

Mix your ingredients, I prefer to use a rubber spatula over a whisk because I can scrape off the ingredients that like to stick to the bowl.

Use water, 0cal cooking spray, or whatever you like to make sure your pancakes don’t get stuck to the pan.

Put some batter in the pan and YOU’RE COOKING, BABY

With this recipe, I made 3 pancakes of a satisfying size so don’t fear 🙌

Once you’ve finished cooking all your pancakes, add your syrup and BOOM!!! BREAKFAST~~

Finished product:

THIS ENTIRE PLATE IS 80 CALORIES. IM SERIOUS. WHOLE BREAKFAST. 80 CALORIES. YOU CAN EVEN ADD SOME FRUIT TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.

I love this recipe so much because even on bad days I can cook up an easy satisfying breakfast without making myself want to cry because of the calories. Hopefully you guys like it too, stay safe and happy cooking!! ✨💕

[lovvcal]

for the person whod asked about pancakes

[mr-laddu-deactivated20210508]

Reblog if you are currently embarrassed about your weight.

[academiainspo]

mandalorian language guide

mandalorian language guide (aka, Mando’a 101)

STAR WARS MASTERLIST

I wrote all of the sentences myself (almost every word was hunted down by me) except the phrases/sentences that I could not translate word-for-word, like the Mandalorian marriage contract or common sayings. I cross-checked between sources, but I may have gotten some things wrong because I’m not fluent in Mando’a.

Feel free to use these phrases in your writing. I’ll be adding more words, sentences, and phrases as time goes on. 

The first section will be pronouns/conjunctions/misc categorized from English to Mando’a and the rest will be categorized from Mando’a to English, except for the final review section.

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PRONOUNS/CONJUNCTIONS/DETERMINERS

English to Mando’a

The

te

A/An

eyn

And

bal

Also

alyc

You

yooba, gar

Your

gar

Are

solus

I

ni

My

ner

But

a

They/Their/Theirs

val

He/She

There are no he/she pronouns in Mando’a. Every single word in Mandalorian culture is genderless, or at least that’s what I researched. Use “val” from above.

ENDEARMENTS DISGUISED AS INSULTS (WORDS/PHRASES)

Mando’a to English

Dinji

lunatic

Mir’sheb

smartass

Utreekov

fool, idiot

Mir’osik

something undesirable where you brains should be, like nothing at all

Mirsh’kyramud

boring person

Chakaar

thief, petty criminal, scumbag, bitch, bastard, bugger

Di’kut

(severe) a foolish, idiotic, useless individual 

(sometimes vulgar, depending on context) jerk, moron, idiot, etc.

PHRASES

Mando’a to English

“Par gar.” = “For you.”

par - for

gar - you

“Yooba solus mesh’la.” = “You are beautiful.”

yooba - you

solus - are, one (1)

mesh’la - beautiful

“Ni kar’tayl gar darasuum.” = “I love you.”

ni - I

kar’tayl gar darasuum - love you

“Udesii, cyar’ika.”

udesii - calm down, take it easy

cyar’ika - darling, sweetheart

“Yooba solus ner aliit.” = “You are my family.”

yooba - you

solus - are

ner - my

aliit - family

“Ner cyar’ika.” = “My darling.”

ner - my

cyar’ika - darling, sweetheart

“Yooba solus ner [utreekov], cyar’ika.” = “You are my idiot, darling.” [can replace brackets with any other insult in Mando’a]

yooba - you 

solus - are, one (1)

ner - my

utreekov - fool, idiot

cyar’ika - darling, sweetheart

“Haar’chack, yooba solus mesh’la.” = “Damn it, you are beautiful.”

haar’chack - damn it

yooba - you

solus - are, one (1)

mesh’la - beautiful

“Yooba solus cyare.” = “You are loved.”

yooba - you

solus - are, one (1)

cyare - beloved, loved, popular

“Yooba solus but buir.” = “You are a mother.”

yooba - you

solus - are

but - a

buir - mother/father

“Cyar’ika, ni kar’tayl gar darasuum.” = “Darling, I love you.”

cyar’ika - darling, sweetheart

ni - I

kar’tayl gar darasuum - love you

“Ner riduur.” = “My spouse.”

ner - my

riduur - partner, spouse, husband, wife

MANDALORIAN SAYINGS/PROVERBS

Mando’a to English

“K’atini!”

Suck it up!

“Copaani mirshmure’cye?”

Are you looking for a smack in the face?

(Mandalorian Marriage Contract) “Mhi solus tome, mhi solus dar’tome, mhi me’dinui an, mhi ba’juri verde.”

We are one whether we are together or apart, we will share everything and we will raise our children as warriors. 

PRACTICE

Try figuring out the following sentences on your own for practice. You can reference the words/phrases/sentences above if you need to! The questions include some of the vocabulary from above.

QUESTION 1: Translate the following. “Yooba solus ner riduur. Yooba solus ner cyar’ika. Yooba solus eyn dinji, eyn mir’sheb, bal eyn utreekov. A yooba solus cyare. Ni kar’tayl gar darasuum.”

ANSWER: “You are my spouse. You are my sweetheart. You are a lunatic, a smartass, and an idiot. But you are loved. I love you.”

NO REPETITION:

yooba - you

solus - are

ner - my

riduur - partner, spouse, husband, wife

cyar’ika - darling, sweetheart

eyn - a

dinji - lunatic

mir’sheb - smartass

bal - and

utreekov - fool, idiot

a - but

cyare - loved

ni - I

kar’tayl gar darasuum - love you

WORD FOR WORD:

yooba - you

solus - are

ner - my

riduur - partner, spouse, husband, wife

yooba - you

solus - are

ner - my

cyar’ika - darling, sweetheart

yooba- you

solus- are

eyn - a

dinji - lunatic

eyn - a

mir’sheb - smartass

bal - and

eyn - a

utreekov - fool, idiot

a - but

yooba - you

solus - are

cyare - loved

ni - I

kar’tayl gar darasuum - love you

QUESTION 2: Write or say the following in Mando’a. “You are a petty criminal, are you looking for a smack in the face? You are a foolish person.”

ANSWER: “Yooba solus eyn chakaar, copaani mirshmure’cye? Yooba solus eyn di’kut.”

NO REPETITION:

you - yooba, gar

are - solus

a - eyn

petty criminal - chakaar,

are you looking for a smack in the face - copaani mirshmure’cye

foolish person - di’kut

WORD FOR WORD:

you - yooba, gar

are - solus

a - eyn

petty criminal - chakaar

are you looking for a smack in the face - copaani mirshmure’cye

you - yooba, gar

are - solus

a - eyn

foolish person - di’kut

SOURCES 

If you want to go looking for some more words/phrases, these were the websites that I used.

A Mando’a translator that may not be as accurate as the following websites, but it works: 

https://lingojam.com/Mandoa-EnglishTranslator

Has a lot Mandalorian words and phrases: 

http://www.imperialshipyards.net/SMF/index.php?topic=1531.0

Categorized A to Z and is a very large database, I’d suggest using command or control F and typing in the word you want to look up before scrolling endlessly to find a word: 

http://mandoa.org/

Good for learning the grammar rules behind Mando’a as well as words/phrases you might look for: 

https://command1.rpg-board.net/t16-mando-a-language-rules-and-phrases

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mando%27a/Legends

http://www.completewermosguide.com/mandalorian.html

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[riggedbones-moving]

fixing this mando’a guide

like op, i am not fluent on mando’a, but i write with it frequently. anyone who is fluent in a conlang is a total nerd. it is important to note that cross referencing with decades old forum/blog posts for a conlang with an official dictionary is generally a bad idea, because thats how you get words like “yooba” included in a guide about mando’a. yooba specifically comes from this dialect, which, although in universe was meant to be related to mando’a, was created before mando’a was actually set in stone and has many words that do not correlate at all with how mando’a words are constructed.

i also do not know what the best way to learn a second language is, so this will mainly be fixing incorrectly translated and inaccurate words. the review sections will not be touched out of redundancy, but i will make sure to include missing information along with corrections

the- te, haa. it is important to note that “the” is rarely used in mando’a. haa is even more rare, as it is archaic (think thee in english)

a/an- eyn. this is also rarely used

you/your- gar (both singular and plural)

are- cuy, this is a conjugated form of the verb “cuyir” (to be) and is usually dropped and indicated by word order.

solus can mean one; alone, vulnerable; each; individual; united, as one, but not are.

ni also means me as well as I

but- a, a’, or al (al is often used before a vowel)

he, him, his; her, hers; they, them, theirs (singular)- kaysh

they, them, theirs (plural)- val

dinji is not a word, and i have not been able to find it in any of op’s references or on wookieepedia. op probably meant dini’la, which means insane, crazy, mad.

utreekov literally translates to empty headed (original translation is fine)

mir’osik is not an official word but is at least derived from actual mando’a; mir is a prefix meaning things like “mind” or “brain” and osik is basically shit.

mirsh’kyramud literally translates to brain assassin (original translation is fine again, but you can see why I wanted to give the literal translations right?)

Official translation of chakaar is “corpse robber, thief, petty criminal (general term of abuse)”

di’kut is generally not a severe insult, it means idiot, useless individual, waste of space and literally translates to someone who forgets to put their pants on.

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“You are beautiful” would be “Gar cuy mesh’la” or more likely just “Gar mesh’la”

“I love you.” would be “Ni kar’tayl darasuum gar.” this is an emphatic term for it, like “te amo” in spanish.

“Udesii, cyar’ika.” is correct and does mean “calm down sweetheart” but it would probably get you punched in the face.

“You are my family.” would be “Gar cuy ner aliit” or “Gar ner aliit”

“You are my idiot, darling” would be “Gar cuy ner [utreekov], cyar’ika” or “Gar ner [utreekov], cyar’ika.” Original mentions you can switch out the insult (utreekov), but make sure you know what the insult you do use means!

“Damn it, you are beautiful” would be “Haar’chack, gar cuy mesh’la” or “Haar’chak, cuy mesh’la”

even replacing yooba and solus, cyare is a noun and “Gar cuy cyare” would not make sense grammatically. The only official term for love is “kar'taylir darasuum” which describes a very emphatic thing and is not thrown around lightly. cyar can be derived as an (unofficial) less heavy term for it, so either cyar’la or cyaryc could be loved. please know that if you want to translate stuff like this, you’re going to be in for a lot of work and it might be better to just stick to something easier.

“You are a mother” would most likely be “Gar buir,” but could be “Gar cuy buir” or “Gar cuy eyn buir” if you want to be wordy about it. also it would be “you are a parent” because mando’a does not denote gender unless you specifically use the words for male or female, which you would not do in regular conversation.

“Darling, I love you” would be “Cyar’ika, ni kar’tayl darasuum gar” but remember! emphatic term.

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“K’atini!” can mean, along with suck it up, “its only pain”

The Mandalorian marriage vows are translated officially as “We are one when together, we are one when parted, we will share all, we will raise warriors”

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that’s all that’s fixed for this guide, but if you want to look into mando’a more, here are some resources i suggest!

mandoa.org has the entire dictionary transcribed and ready to use. it doesn’t have things like parts of speech and grammar, but if you want to make sure what you’re saying is canon, this is the best place to check!

there is also this google spreadsheet which includes grammar, phrases, the alphabet, numerals… lots of things. it also has (clearly marked) fanmade words so you don’t have to spend too long trying to make up new words a lot of the time!

i also have put together my own personal dictionary of hard to search (short) mando’a words. i’ve taken a few words from the spreadsheet i linked that are fanmade, those are marked with an asterisk. i made it for personal use but i’ve found it extremely useful while translating things! looking up “an” or “i” in the full dictionary is… not fun.

my last tip is to have an english dictionary open as you translate things, sometimes its easy to forget what parts of speech the words you’re translating are or what the base word of a conjugated word you’re translating is.

[the-suicide-effect]

[gahdamnpunk]

YOO SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE

[ryokoson]

Save a marker, SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

[oolathurman]

It’s called the crayola colorcycle program! As on its FAQ, they mention the following:

“Crayola ColorCycle will accept all brands of plastic markers, not just Crayola markers. That includes dry erase markers and highlighters! ColorCycle will eliminate placing hundreds of tons of markers into landfills.”

There do seem to be some limits, however, as far as I can tell, anyone can ship in a box of markers. “Any sturdy cardboard box with minimal outer markings will work. The more markers you ship, the more efficient this program will be. We suggest a minimum of 100 markers and a maximum of up to 40 pounds.”

[lizzieinthesky]

Also, look for the Crayon Initiative. 

Their whole things work with used, donated crayons they melt and make new ones to donate to children’s hospitals. 

[zero-initiative]

This is a really good idea, especially if you are trying to find an economic friendly way to get markers or crayons out of your abode without throwing them in the trash

[journeyers-scrapbook]

Yes! This is wonderful!

Also: for other office and school supplies, bathroom/grooming supplies, and etc. see Terracycle.com

[mirror2thespirit]

@altruistic-skittles @ironwoman359

[theincediblesulk]

I’m keeping these for my future classrooms

[embroiderycrafts]

A chonky tiger by FTM_2022