KILL THIS FOOL

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welcome to unhingedkinfessions! have insane stories from another life? wanna find your worstie from your canon for the blocklist? do you kin a tumblr sexyman?

any kind of kinfession, normal or NOT, you can send our way! anything goes! if you’re an idiot about it we WILL judge you for it however ❤️ immensely. all in good fun of course, until it’s not lmao

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in the future we plan to offer services in card readings and kin doodles!

we are the judges, the jury, and the executioners.

and also we have personal beef with mickey mouse.

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if youare annoying in our replies while im on vacation im allowed to kill you btw

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Of all the things to get me back to minecraft Guardian kinshift I did not, in my wildest dreams, imagine it would be a nightmarishly bad minecraft movie trailer.

Help

literally my condolences to all minecraft kins. because what the hell.

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once i did a cosplay of a character i kinned and i had to use facepaint so i didnt notice i was literally turning blue from how cold i was until i woke up in a hospital

jesus. can we know who you almost died for at least

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y’all please i dont wanna be the funny insane bird man 😭

please im not swad im notttttttt

been kinsidering for months y’all it hurts 😭

i literally cant comment on this idk what u mean by bird man. looked up swad found nothing. um. hope you kin that bird or dont idk

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Limerick YIAY Kondraki here.

"Kiddo, you're not gonna believe this,

your dad's idiocy is ceaseless!"

"What happened this time?

Another traffic fine?"

"There's a bottle stuck on his penis!"

Nearly word for word from an actual conversation in source. Also, I doubt it'll get in, the limerick is kinda shit.

Fuck you for calling Draven about that, Clef. Asshole. Bitch. 🖕🖕🖕 (Affectionate I GUESS.)

- Dir. Kondraki

hey please know that as soon as the video dropped i looked for you. well get em next time

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I have reached ultimate transgenderism (<kins fucking blahaj. Ikea shork.)

HEY. THATS SO AWESOME. LETS GO BLAHAJ

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I swear all my KinitoPET memories read like a goddamn creepypasta. I was a dead person who possessed the computer program mid-development and went undetected as it was sold to consumers, I created Sam and Jade because I was lonely and didn't understand why I was trapped in a computer, eventually I took to dragging people's souls into my world and would get upset when all their souls disintegrated into mangled code.

Like why is one of my past lives an evil creepypasta Bonzi Buddy ripoff, and why do I find that kinda endearing?

kinito IS endearing though! :( be nicer to yourself anon you just went a bit silly.

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I quote this blog's header all the time now

Minor inconvenience? Kill this fool!

Do what you will with this information

GOOD.

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i would fuck myself in source

im really glad to hear it

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shoutout to missing a drum beat one time and throwing yourself into space. 10/10 would never do again

drummers in a gimmick/costumed band set in space say this

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I just kinfirmed fucking Griffin Turner from ninjago AND Scout from tf2 in one day. Griffin Turner was onscreen for ten seconds and then I didn’t see him again. AND I’VE NEVER CONSUMED ANY TF2 MEDIA IN MY LIFE

I’VE NEVER HAD A KIN BEFORE TODAY EITHER

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE

YOU GOT HIT WITH A TRIPLE WHAMMY IN ONE DAY LMAOOOO

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Man I miss my partner from source but I don’t want to be his partner again in this world. I loved him then and I love him now, but I would rather peel off my own skin than involve myself with romance again.

-🪽🔥

yea i feel that big time. for one im just not interested in that but also sometimes it's just like yeah the love is undying but i am not fucking doing all that again sorry ✌️

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OH MY GOD U GUYZ ARE BACK HIHIHIII!!! ITZ MAKOTO AGAAIINM

zo i ended up fictionkinning wendy torrance from the shining,, and idk what the fuck to do with that 💔

i waz watching the shining minizeriez (not the movie,, the 1997 adaptation that waz filmed at the stanley hotel) with my mom,, and during one of the lazt few epizodez,, during an argument between jack and wendy,, zomething clicked in my brain and i realized that IM wendy ;w; (and that my dad remindz me of jack oopz)

im alzo gonna go up to the stanley hotel in wendy cozplay on halloween night too,, zo thatll be fun :P

-anon 🍀

HI MAKOTO!! :] i hope you have a great time on halloween that sounds soooo fun!!!

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“I MISS STANFORD” THIS, “IM SORRY” THAT, SORRY OTHER BILL CIPHER KINS, BUT I FUCKING MISS WILL!! HE WAS MY OLDER BROTHER AND THE AXOLOTL CAN SUCK IT FOR SEPARATING US!!

YOUR LOCAL TRIANGLE BITCH, BILL

fuck that axolotl in particular

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kin worms take over my brain with every piece of media i consume or reconsume. i am SICK OF IT!!!!! “what if you kin—“ what if i reversed time to when i didn’t know about kin. i don’t need more losers on my kin list especially from random itch.io games

i understand. however. embrace ur kins. embrace ur obscure random ass kins. you have been everywhere.

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Hey it's the "I don't want to be kin with a cartoon worm" anon here. I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I was a worm and he said yes. Does that make him a keeper?

oh duh. kin that worm