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[unhingedkinfessions]

once i did a cosplay of a character i kinned and i had to use facepaint so i didnt notice i was literally turning blue from how cold i was until i woke up in a hospital

jesus. can we know who you almost died for at least

[unhingedkinfessions]

y’all please i dont wanna be the funny insane bird man 😭

please im not swad im notttttttt

been kinsidering for months y’all it hurts 😭

i literally cant comment on this idk what u mean by bird man. looked up swad found nothing. um. hope you kin that bird or dont idk

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Hey it's the "I don't want to be kin with a cartoon worm" anon here. I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I was a worm and he said yes. Does that make him a keeper?

oh duh. kin that worm

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my friend kinning the guy I bullied is so funny because I'm like yeah I'm sorry I was so mean to you but also I'd do it again

this happens to me so often on both sides. having kin rivalry across multiple lives is so crazy like we gotta keep going

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how do i explain to people i kin a dude who burnt himself. i wish i was being /j here but. How do i do this outside of one of my closest friends online ever

oh hey ive got one of these too. heres what you do if you tell them and they dont react well:

take out your lighter,

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slowly realizing im not an alien but a ufo. i dont know how to feel about this

you should feel based as fuck thats so cool

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being a character from a media you know nothing about is a special kind of hell. ok not really but it's funny. like i have no fucking idea why this is me but you just gotta trust me when i say that

for realllll and like its not even like i wouldnt WANT to know about it i just have the adhd demon that only lets me look at new media when it feels like it

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im convinced some fucking etsy witch put the most chronically online curse on me ever or something im NOT factkin. i need to clarify that. nothing wrong with being factkin just simply not who i am. but i keep kinning the most factkin-adjacent fictional characters possible and im so sick of it. cant i be someone completely fictional for once. why do i have to keep kinning the author's self-inserts. why am i dan howell's slutty-little-nun-sona i hate it here

i mean there Is smth wrong with straight up factkinning but yeah. anyway that does sound like hell on earth sorry to hear it

ruling: dan howell’s fucking What Now