I Love My Horsey and My Horsey Love Me

• 26 • they/them or whatever idc • UnholyGrass on Ao3 •

[dippingpines]

Qifrey + water

[cemetery-blooms]

BUBBA NOOOOOOOO

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[vivitur-moritur]

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

[vivitur-moritur]

update: i’ve made it through the user manual and have sewn myself a cravat. the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse with anger in its motion and spite in its heart.

[unholygrass]

Why is he so slow

[mercury--blues]

Burn it down, Rowdy

[frederikvesti]

I forgot to turn the sound on when i screen recorded this but. whimsical guy

[blaney-and-clyde]

fuck larson praise carson

[26safetyok]

Gen Z can be divided into these two types

[lovelettersinspring]

[argentcochon]

I love my bitch wife

(from the “can drivers guess the car blindfolded” video)

bonus:

[gorbling]

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

[gorbling]

Like

[roboticoperatingbud]

nah i got this bruv

[icky--sticky]

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[huffylemon]

[jungwildeandfree]

for context, this is a Q400

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!