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Hi. I haven’t logged in in 3 years. What’d I miss? Also how has my life changed so much but also not at all?

Also reading my last post, I had carbon monoxide poisoning. Lolololololohgod help. I had carbon monoxide poisoning. The commotion pissed my evil neighbor off. My evil neighbor went to a certain craft store and went on a racist rant that was recorded. Sean King posted the video on his page. My neighbor was doxxed. Everything was hilariously bad and y'all can definitely read about it online but please stop ringing my doorbell and don't murder me.

Just popping back in after 900 years away to say @tami-taylors-hair just popped up on my Facebook feed. What. You are famous.

Just got my male boss to sign up as a clinic escort 🙌🏽 I'm coming for you, conservatives.

lagonegirl

White Wationalism

young-alse

Oh my god

threesideddream

The White Association for the Advancement of Colored People, more commonly known as the autonomenclature of the Democratic Party.

blueandbluer

IT GOT BETTER

I got carbon monoxide poisoning last week and if that isn't just a metaphor for how my life is going, I don't know what is.

Long time no see, Tumblr. I made a thing.

#cross stitch #freddy krueger #nightmare on elm street #crossstitch #crafty bitch

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Sailor kitty near history. (at Wrigley Field)

fuks

flacomexicano-deactivated201806

call the police

kiki-uncut

I’m dialing them ri—-

grungespuud

YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE. THIS. FUCKING. THING. ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE. THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO. FUCK.